Fight Club____for Sailors

[leland515]

Sailing is like the fountain of youth for sports.
You would've died of internal bleeding if you tried football..
Just avoid the boom.

Miss me, guys?

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by knothead

I try, but I am woefully inept at it.
I can't remember the last person I legitimately offended.

Heh-heh, hey dude! Tame? Tame? Why you I oughtta...

That's what was so funny about the whole thing. You're almost as nice as Still! It was a nice punch thrown over there though my good man.

Wind lost all his magic over nothin'.

[pinkpanther]

St. Anna- consider yourself bitten.

[pinkpanther]

Originally Posted by Mauryd

I'll bet Koala is tasty. Leading Kangaroo has got be tricky. You have to give 'em probably 3 lenths if close.

The Koala, on the other hand, is a much more stationary target. Stoned, chewing on his his euycalypyutus leaves, looks up to see you aiming your rifle at him, he smiles a Koala smile, then the aweful realization sweeps over his face, and he stops chewing....

BANG

Koalagetti anyone?

Hey--- easy on the koala bears! That was my favorite teddy growing up!!!

[smackdaddy]

leland - dude, what's up???? Welcome back to FC my good man! Been throwin' down on the Hobie?

And it's Pink! The diva returns. Where the hell ya been?

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by ssneade

is knotty pickin' on you?.......

don't worry, if it gets too bad, we'll pull him off you.......

No, see, in FC there is no help for the fighter. If you start swinging and get mercilessly beaten by your opponent, then all we can do in FC is shake the hand of the victor when you go limp.

The rules, however, do allow intense heckling of the opponent by the fighter's buddies, as well as pointers from both sides on an opponent's weaknesses. Is the chump leaving his left down by twisting the facts when wading in (seen recently)? Then point it out to your mate loudly between swigs of rum! This just helps the fight stay merciful.

There are rules of honor you know. What do you think this is...AFOC?

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by leland515

Sailing is like the fountain of youth for sports.
You would've died of internal bleeding if you tried football..
Just avoid the boom.

Miss me, guys?

apparently with every shot...........

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by St Anna

I used to hunt with M2A2 105's - bring it on!

now that's how you pepper the ground. but that ain't fair. your shells are the size of a koala........

i use mainly a 1942 turkish 8mm mauser. i have an smle no.4 mark1 for herds, and an eighteen ninty nine spanish 7mm mauser i break out on special occasions. shells are gettin' scarce for the old girl now........

[ssneade]

[QUOTE=smackdaddy;537739]No, see, in FC there is no help for the fighter. If you start swinging and get mercilessly beaten by your opponent, then all we can do in FC is shake the hand of the victor when you go limp.

The rules, however, do allow intense heckling of the opponent by the fighter's buddies, as well as pointers from both sides on an opponent's weaknesses. Is the chump leaving his left down by twisting the facts when wading in (seen recently)? Then point it out to your mate loudly between swigs of rum! This just helps the fight stay merciful.

There are rules of honor you know. What do you think this is...AFOC?

[QUOTE]

ahh, smack ya got me all wrong. i can't stand to see some one being beaten when he's down. we would just hold him up long enough to hang you on a pole so he didn't accidently miss you and hit the ground............

[ssneade]

hey smack, knotty's gotta cooler lookin' avatar.........

you just look like you didn't get a candy bar........