Fight Club____for Sailors

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by ssneade

ahh, smack ya got me all wrong. i can't stand to see some one being beaten when he's down. we would just hold him up long enough to hang you on a pole so he didn't accidently miss you and hit the ground............

Oh, well, sure, that's cool.

That's why rule #3 is so important. Especially if you're the tapper. I don't like seeing someone beaten while they're down either.

[ssneade]

so........ when does the carnage begin?......

[St Anna]

1. Its small wonder that Koalas are endangered.
2. Wow, I got a nibble from a Pink Panther...."Not tonight Cato!!"

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by St Anna

1. Its small wonder that Koalas are endangered.
2. Wow, I got a nibble from a Pink Panther...."Not tonight Cato!!"

hey, top of the mornin', mate. you mean the admiral lets you play on your computer this early?....

btw, no wonder ya can't have guns anymore. y'all hunt with blasted howitzers. not good form, matey.........

[St Anna]

Hiya Sneadey, How is ya?
1. No. I am not allowed any fun.
2. Its just a guy thing. I had a bigger gun than you guys.
Great fun for a kid.

Oh, BTW, our keel is not a tupperware bolt on lump of rusty iron. I have been known to make new channels. Once we were on the gaffer in a club race. We cut a corner 'slightly', heeled over just right. The water was flowing past the hull about a few knots, sails set perfectly, even the topsails. All these little things sailed past us. Someone called out that the echo sounder wasn't working as it read 0 under the keel. Guess what. we were sitting just right, on the mud for 30 minutes. Great short cut. No trophy that year - but we didnt cause any other sort of havoc either.

Another time we were returning under motor to Moreton Bay after a weekend race/sail. A sea kayak was paddling towards us (in a narrowish channel). We called out, and actually took it out of gear and stopped. He had his head down and ploughed right into our side, looked up and abused us for not getting out of his way. 25t vs 25kg.

[ssneade]

i guess in some cases size does matter.......

just shows ya that ya don't have to be fast to look good.......

an opportune moment to clean out the bilge. i can't believe you stopped in order to let that chap run into you. he have in his mp3 player or something?. apparently size didn't matter to him........

glad to know ya live in the land of real keelers......

[sailorgirl60]

Originally Posted by ssneade

in some cases size does matter...

Ah yes, boy speak...it never takes too long for this topic to ARISE....
that being said...did you miss me???

Hey who's this guy Snot Mead??? Check my reputation before you get crazy with me Snead-I sometimes fight fire with fire....

Maury- sorry to hear you're out, such sorrow, does hallmark make a card for that? Sell the house, Sailor, it's the only cure. Head north we'll take you for a gorgeous winter sail, clear air, great wind and best of all NO TRAFFIC. Not even those pesky kayakers...

Where's Knotty? Computer virus or swine flu???

Ok- I've done my sarcasm excercises for the day...called a few people names...now I can go about my day and be happy...

p.s. how do I get avatar, I'm stumped.

[painkiller]

Originally Posted by sailorgirl60

Check my reputation before you get crazy with me Snead-I sometimes fight fire with fire....

Yeah, Sneade, she's not kidding. Don't let her near your boat with a propane tank!

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by sailorgirl60

p.s. how do I get avatar, I'm stumped.

You have to send a PM to TDW. He handles the avatars. I think this one is available:



BTW - that's NOT hair gel.

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by smackdaddy

BTW - that's NOT hair gel.

if my memory serves me correctly, thats ear jell. eeeeeeuuuuuwwww........