Fight Club____for Sailors

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by St Anna

Your generosity is only exceeded by your intelligence and good looks. However, I believe it is your tactfulness and acts of diplomacy for which you will be remembered.

(any free BFS stuff??)

Sure. I'll send you a BFSstick. PM me your mailing address.

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by w1651

ST How do you breath through that nose?

It won't change Smacks disposition no matter how much you compliment him I'm afraid.

Gruntled=

dang w, didn't ya know them queensland aussies are sheot eaters?..........

[w1651]

Originally Posted by ssneade

dang w, didn't ya know them queensland aussies are sheot eaters?..........

I keep trying to stir the pot a little here sneade.
I think they named this thread wrong. Fight Club! Should be smooch club or sorry I inconvenienced you club.
Man is there anyone out there with hair on their peaches or what?

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by w1651

I keep trying to stir the pot a little here sneade.
I think they named this thread wrong. Fight Club! Should be smooch club or sorry I inconvenienced you club.
Man is there anyone out there with hair on their peaches or what?

w - okay, let's be honest. "Stirring the pot" isn't about witty platitudes or friendly banter. It's about throwing down something huge.

For example, this thread started by highlighting the undeniable fact that many who call themselves "sailors" are nothing more than dock queens. That was huge. That set the bar.

Alternatively, you can call out hypocrisy (like with the AFOCs or other lame forums). Or you can just go supernova and blast away with all guns like that Slater dude.

But to start real fights - you have to start a war. Otherwise, it's too fun to just sail.

[w1651]

Originally Posted by smackdaddy

w - okay, let's be honest. "Stirring the pot" isn't about witty platitudes or friendly banter. It's about throwing down something huge.

For example, this thread started by highlighting the undeniable fact that many who call themselves "sailors" are nothing more than dock queens. That was huge. That set the bar.

Alternatively, you can call out hypocrisy (like with the AFOCs or other lame forums). Or you can just go supernova and blast away with all guns like that Slater dude.

But to start real fights - you have to start a war. Otherwise, it's too fun to just sail.

Okay Point taken.
Load the cannons!!!

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by w1651

Okay Point taken.
Load the cannons!!!

There you go. A couple of extra exclamation marks. That's a start.

[St Anna]

Originally Posted by ssneade

dang w, didn't ya know them queensland aussies are sheot eaters?..........

For want of shooting a very dead horse I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
Did I type it in slow enough for you??
aS FOR SNEADEY'S COMMENTS - WELL We have been listening to you seppo's for far too long - and thats all we get from ya!!

As for W1651, is that your age & IQ or vice versa?
over

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by St Anna

For want of shooting a very dead horse I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
Did I type it in slow enough for you??
aS FOR SNEADEY'S COMMENTS - WELL We have been listening to you seppo's for far too long - and thats all we get from ya!!

As for W1651, is that your age & IQ or vice versa?
over

actually, i thought you were being funny back there. everybody knows i'm an equal opportunity offender. jeez, i didn't know you'd be so sensitive about eating a turd or two...........

[St Anna]

Originally Posted by ssneade

actually, i thought you were being funny back there. everybody knows i'm an equal opportunity offender. jeez, i didn't know you'd be so sensitive about eating a turd or two...........

So thats what you call scrapple. Now I get all the fuss.
That's why you (the whole race )get called seppo's!

[w1651]

Originally Posted by St Anna

For want of shooting a very dead horse I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
Did I type it in slow enough for you??
aS FOR SNEADEY'S COMMENTS - WELL We have been listening to you seppo's for far too long - and thats all we get from ya!!

As for W1651, is that your age & IQ or vice versa?
over

Okay Im going to try to explain this in words even you can understand because god knows English Down Under isn't English.

Yes I have been called a dipstick or a Dill. This is usually from someone a rung or two lower then I am on the evolutionary ladder. I am going to Big Note Myself, so stand back and remember there are no Blodgers here.
I don't drink with the flies or use a dunny I have inside plumbing.
Also unlike you brown eyed Mullets down there I actually can crack a fatty and do use my doodle regularly for hours at a time.
So when I do get underway and finally arrive Down Under going into the harbor at Brisvegas and under the Coat Hanger. I would appreciate it if all you Blokes using Bushman Hankies because of the size if your Bush Oysters would stop until I go by.
And tie up all the Bitzers with one finger up their Clacker and the other on their Donger because I am coming through and that's polluting the Harbor.
I hope this is enough Aussie for you to understand. After all as you know St I speak English.

FIGJAM