Fight Club____for Sailors

[Sonofasonofasailor]

Surf you weren't taking shots, you were bitching.
Suck it up.

[Surfesq]

Sonofa: Seriously Dude, drink some coffee and quite crying.

Now this whole Metrosexual deal. It means acting like you are gay but being straight. (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, etc.). So if you are a hetero male and you are drinking a girlie drink like a Mojito you are totally sending out the wrong vibe. (Jerry can drink them of course because she is a girl), but wait, now I am confused, maybe she won't drink them because they are too girly. Its way too complicated.

[Sonofasonofasailor]

How is it that an alcoholic beverage can be threatening to ones manhood? It's a drink and it has rum in it and its a drink that you can get chicks to drink also. Its a win-win. Is it the mint leaves that make it gay?

I'm thinking Jerry being a lesbian is a joke, in that we are all lesbians. Perhaps not.

Surf, I'm done with you until you can get your head out of your ass.

[jerryrlitton]

Originally Posted by TrueBlue

No need to get defensive jerry, just because I don't like muddled mint leaves in my drinks.

No offense taking my friend. I just did not understand that it was the mint that made it a gay drink. At least it does not have a freakin umbrella in it. I may be old but I do not know it all yet. BTW I still like them along with a good gin and tonic on a hot summer day. Also in my opinion a beer that needs lime is not a good beer. Hows that for being opinionated?

Jerry

[Surfesq]

Its part of a whole package of gayness that meets the definition of Metrosexual
1. A little too neat.
2. Perfectly combed hair.
3. Use of Bronzer, make-up, hair products.
4. Designer clothes that are cut to fit you.
5. And the mojito....

Get the picture?

[Surfesq]

Right on Jerry.

[TrueBlue]

Surf, add farding to the list. Guys who preen themselves in their rearview mirrors, while driving are way too much into that neat impressionist thing.

Myself, I drive with the windows open, so my hair's naturally styled . . .

[Sonofasonofasailor]

Corona sucks!
I also heard that the lime in the Corona thing started as a precautionary health measure to kill whatever may lurk in the bottle due to poor processing facilities in Mexico in the early days. Now its just a thing to do.

[jerryrlitton]

Originally Posted by Surfesq

Sonofa: Seriously Dude, drink some coffee and quite crying.

Now this whole Metrosexual deal. It means acting like you are gay but being straight. (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, etc.). So if you are a hetero male and you are drinking a girlie drink like a Mojito you are totally sending out the wrong vibe. (Jerry can drink them of course because she is a girl), but wait, now I am confused, maybe she won't drink them because they are too girly. Its way too complicated.

Man I have been called LOTS of things before. Been around the world twice, 3 county fairs and one goat screw. But I have never been called a girl before.

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

[TrueBlue]

If Corona drinkers knew where those limes have been, before sliced & stuck in their bottle necks, most would gag.

I've been to Mexico many times and have learned to always peel fruit before eating.