Fight Club____for Sailors

[cardiacpaul]

"Dad, are you counting the dink as a boat again?"

No, prissy boy, I can't, you're using it. After all, how else are you going to get the girls to see Daddys boat.

[NickL]

Originally Posted by Dewey Benson

Ah Hah! Noww were getting somwhere! Nick is a GENXer!

For those who weren't paying attention due to overwork and stress and stuff GenXer's are the whinyest weenies on planet Earth.

Whine Example: See above posts by NickL

Weenie Example: Please note NickL has deleted his thread begging for bread. Any hardworking begger with a good work ethic from OUR generation knows one must continue to get the message out! No matter how hard the rejection one must keep on trying! Too wussy to take the heat I guess. I'ts a shame about these young wippersnappers!

Dewey

I didn't deleate the post, the mods banned me for spaming( or is it with two ms). As for weenies, look at people who are getting into it with some kid on the internet. I am killing time, nothing more. If I can get a head of the game by doing stupid things so be it, I do know to work smarter not harder. For all the geezers looking respect get out there and earn it, I am sure that some stary eyed young lad would love to hear your stories of the good old days the valve of a dollar when you where his age, and how good the fishing was at where ever you were. I have nothing to prove to anyone on the internet, if I give respect to someone he or she has earned my respect.

[NickL]

Originally Posted by cardiacpaul

"Dad, are you counting the dink as a boat again?"

No, prissy boy, I can't, you're using it. After all, how else are you going to get the girls to see Daddys boat.

Dad please quit hitting on my girlfriends. They are getting creeped out. I will pick up some more apply sauce for your dinner when I go to the store.

[Surfesq]

NickLoser: Dude, you are not smart enough to be witty. Honestly, I am quite embarrassed for you. I enjoy ragging on the geezers as much as the next guy. But you will never shut anyone up until you are smart enough to get everyone reading the thread to laugh at them. Sadly, you are not. In fact, the only reason I am not picking on you is because you just too stupid to understand that you are the fool. So please, for your own sake, just leave.

[NickL]

Originally Posted by Surfesq

NickLoser: Dude, you are not smart enough to be witty. Honestly, I am quite embarrassed for you. I enjoy ragging on the geezers as much as the next guy. But you will never shut anyone up until you are smart enough to get everyone reading the thread to laugh at them. Sadly, you are not. In fact, the only reason I am not picking on you is because you just too stupid to understand that you are the fool. So please, for your own sake, just leave.

Strong words over the net.

[Surfesq]

I am looking out for you little man.

[NickL]

how so? as I am rather ignint.

[cardiacpaul]

"Dad please quit hitting on my girlfriends. They are getting creeped out. I will pick up some more apply sauce for your dinner when I go to the store."


They're getting creeped out by your back acne, sonny. They're staying here with me. We're going sailing, cast off the bowlines for me and be on your way.

When you do pedal to the store, grab a can of beaman for yourself willya?

[Dewey Benson]

Originally Posted by NickL

how so?

Nikki! My Man ! Listen to the mouthpiece (whoa! that REALLY dates me).

He doin you right!

Dewey

I'm kinda surprised ole surf must be feeling ill. This was a great sequence! Much fun Gotta get me a page on MySnot.com!!!!

[Surfesq]

No sense having a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed. Plus, I take no joy in making kids cry.