Jokes of the day...keep it clean!

[sailaway21]

Illustrated flow chart for decision making. Hard to believe it did not originate on sailnet. (g)

How to Know When It Is Time to Leave the Bar. | Sloshspot Blog

[mrwuffles]

That is very Kool with a K

[sailaway21]

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[bubb2]

Tim and Sway were out fishing one day on Gull lake. Sometime passes when Sway wants to light up his pipe, so being nice Sway moves to front of the the boat. Sway reaches in every pocket, pats his chest and can not find a lighter. He asks Tim "do you have a lighter." Tim says "I got one in my tackle box."

Sway finds the tackle box and starts to root though it and finds the biggest lighter he has ever seen. Tim, Tim, he say's "Thats the biggest light I have ever seen where did you get that." Tim says from my Genie. Sway says what the H** you don't have a Genie. Tim says "yes I do, I keep him right here in a Mason jar." Sway says "you are so full of crap Tim." Tim says "NO, NO, I really do have a Genie and he's old and cranky and hard of hearing just like you."

Tim then hands Sway the Mason jar and says 'see for yourself." Sway takes the lid off the jar and out comes the Genie. The Genie says to Sway in a grumpy old tone "So what do you want me to do for you." Sway says to Tim, "Tim, Tim there is a Genie here. Tim said I told you so, go ahead make a wish if you think I am full of crap.

Sway then says to the Genie, "I would like a million bucks." There is a rumble from over head and the sky turns dark. One duck after another starts to land on Gull lake. Before long the lake was thick with ducks so much so, you could walk to the shore on their backs. Sway say's what the H**, "I asked for a million bucks."

Tim say's I told you he was hard of hearing. You didn't think I asked for a 12 inch Bic did you?"

[sailingdog]

Sway-

Put down the keyboard and step away from the computer... i think you need to take your meds again...

[MIKEMCKEE]

Subject: Fwd: Blonde.. crying





A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says 'Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.'


The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing 'That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!'

Confused, he says, 'Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.'

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, 'How many is a Brazilian?'

[craigtoo]

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: 'This is the pig I have $ex with when you've got a headache.'

Wife replies: 'I think you'll find that is a sheep.'

Man replies: 'I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep'