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So this afternoon my wife comes home unexpectedly and caught me having sex with our dog.
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I take it she wasn't too surprised... 
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So this afternoon my wife comes home unexpectedly and caught me having sex with our dog.
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You know what the first rule of sailing is? ...Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take
a boat to the sea you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps
her going when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.
—Cpt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity (edited)
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So this afternoon my wife comes home unexpectedly and caught me having sex with our dog.
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Oral, anal, vaginal . . . photos?
Oopps . . .
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Jokes of the day...keep it clean!
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TB— You're a sick, sick man... 
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You know what the first rule of sailing is? ...Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take
a boat to the sea you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps
her going when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.
—Cpt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity (edited)
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So this afternoon my wife comes home unexpectedly and caught me having sex with our dog.
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I thought this was the jokes page?
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LOL...evil, but funny.
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You know what the first rule of sailing is? ...Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take
a boat to the sea you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps
her going when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.
—Cpt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity (edited)
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So this afternoon my wife comes home unexpectedly and caught me having sex with our dog.
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Were you the pitcher or the catcher?
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The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask them to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
.... DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
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The Bathtub Test
.... DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
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uh, can i have the window? lol
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post & no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly the Camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges", so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain climbs the ladder, pulls his pants down & has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No, not really, sir... They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
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A psychic dwarf escaped from prison. The headlines read
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