Democrat, Republican, or Redneck
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>Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a >Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide.
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>The answer can be found by posing the following question:
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>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
>Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife >comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, >screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
>knife, and charges at you.
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>You are carrying a Kimber Model 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
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>You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
>THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
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>Democrat's Answer :
>Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I >ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>Could we run away?
>What does my wife think? What about the kids?
>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and >knock the knife out of his hand?
>What does the law say about this situation?
>Does the pistol have appropriate safety built >into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, >and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing >me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or >would he be content just to wound me?
>If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could >my family get away while he was stabbing me?
>Should I call 9-1-1?
>Why is this street so deserted? We need to >raise taxes, have a
paint and weed day and make >this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>This is all so confusing! I need to debate this >with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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>Republican's Answer:
>BANG!
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>Redneck's Answer:
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>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !
>Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>Click
>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those >the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
>Son: "Can I shoot the next one?!"
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>Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
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