I'm an ass, and full of crap - Page 19

sailaway21 · #**181** (**permalink**) 04-04-2007

As the solar thread approaches self sustainability, would it be possible to include references to Global Warming, specifically the data on solar radiation and increases in other planet's temperatures? I think it is a natural.

Fifty plus pages and they are just getting around to the idea that those water generators make alot of power compared to other passuive devices. I'm betting that, before we hit page 75, somebody will discover the internal combustion engine, pronounce it a miracle, and depict the demise of the entire Luddite solar industry. You heard it here first.

sailaway21 · #**182** (**permalink**) 04-04-2007

Collectively, the finest collection of female asses reside in Brazil. Our little Portagee is in Brazil. Do we get any photos of those asses? No, we get photos of Camaraderie in his West Marine hat, which is an ass of a different color. (sorry, cam-couldn't resist)

We have to rely on Ian for anything viewable, and he's in No. Yurrup if I'm not mistaken. We're lucky his photos aren't with the fluff in woolies. What does our globe trotting Portagee give us? Nada. When he was in Wyoming, we got pictures of roads, stop signs, jack-a-lopes-hell, I think there was a photo of a gay cowboy in there. So where's the thongs, Giu?

I suppose you're going to claim the language is a problem for you?

Giulietta · #**183** (**permalink**) 04-04-2007

Hey crap ass I have to work.....

And it ain't easy...now a little secret for you....I have some...but can't use photobucket....eheheheheh

sailaway21 · #**184** (**permalink**) 04-04-2007

What's this work ****? When has that EVER stopped you before?

Giulietta · #**185** (**permalink**) 04-04-2007

Hey sicko...want a Brasilian...here's one for you!!!!

Giulietta · #**186** (**permalink**) 04-04-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by sailaway21

What's this work ****? When has that EVER stopped you before?

Well this time I really have to work!!!

I have 5 days to do whatever I am doing...I haven't figured that out yet...

Then if my boom is ready, I'll go home (thus the hurry to finish in 5 days), if not...Wyoming again...

Lets hope its ready...I doubt it..I mean they made it...now I need a donkey to ship it...Sailortjk didn't want to lend me his truck..

sailaway21 · #**187** (**permalink**) 04-04-2007

tjk has got a Ford, like me, it's probably broke down.

Hey, bluebottle-I asked for a very particular part of the human anatomy, and it wasn't the face, or even the head.

Giulietta · #**188** (**permalink**) 04-04-2007

Ahhhhhhh...

ok

here ya go...sorry, didn't understand....here's a couple hotties for you...

cardiacpaul · #**189** (**permalink**) 04-05-2007

"you boys ain't right"

thanks for takin' care of that premature problem i was havin'

sailaway21 · #**190** (**permalink**) 04-05-2007

Once or twice a year, the guy's got to work. What does he do? He schedules his time so that anyone interested in the goings on in Wyoming can have a live update. It never dawned on him that people who live in Wyoming do so because they want to do whatever they want, and nobody in the rest of the world will know. People, who don't live in Wyoming, are quite content not knowing a damn thing about Wyoming, and anything that may, or may not, be going on there, which fits in nicely with the desires of the Wyomings. So, our little Iberian entrepenuer comes up with a real-time Wyoming update and chooses a sailing forum to launch it. This is why there will always be a Portugal.
Meanwhile, our intrepid sailor manages to extricate himself from cowboy country and gains insertion into a country with a notable natural resource, the perfect female ass, not to mention that the country even has water one can sail on. This combination would lead any average adolescent male to the conclusion that the nearer he gets to the water, the better able he might be to view aforementioned anatomy with a minimum of covering material. And what is the end result of all this, other than a new-found knowledge of the Wyoming motel industry? Bupkis. Nada. Zilch. Along the way you've managed to cure priaprism in Maryland. You keep this up and the whole sailnet will be deflatus, at least 'til Ian can shovel the snow off his bow.

You're in Brazil for heaven's sake-you wouldn't be there if they had reliable power. What do the Brazilian's do when the power goes out? They go to the beach to look at the girls-who needs power? Turn the power off, go to the beach with your camera, look at the boats, look at the girls, forget about the boats, and photograph the girls. When your camera is full, turn the power back on. If anyone complains, tell them it must be a language problem and you must come back in December. How difficult can this be?