I'm an ass, and full of crap - Page 251

Giulietta · #**2501** (**permalink**) 03-01-2008

Hey DJ...

Kitchen NOW!!!!!!

Leave the man do what man do....

Go macramé a fetus, or bake a pie.....

Gee...what's next??? Want to vote too??

DJEVANS · #**2502** (**permalink**) 03-01-2008

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Originally Posted by Giulietta

What the heck does that mean?? care to explain?? We man aren't very good at girly inuendos and meaningless second meanings...

Ask the well-digger...he apparently got it.

And don't kid yourselves...you're just as good at the meaningless stuff as we are--where do you think we learned it?

(Guess who's feeling better?)

DJEVANS · #**2503** (**permalink**) 03-01-2008

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Originally Posted by Giulietta

Hey DJ...

Kitchen NOW!!!!!!

Leave the man do what man do....

Go macramé a fetus, or bake a pie.....

Gee...what's next??? Want to vote too??

Tell you what, Portagee. Let's go to the shooting range. You shoot a tighter group than I do, I'll bake your damn pie. If not, shut the hell up about the kitchen already.

Giulietta · #**2504** (**permalink**) 03-01-2008

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Originally Posted by DJEVANS

Tell you what, Portagee. Let's go to the shooting range. You shoot a tighter group than I do, I'll bake your damn pie. If not, shut the hell up about the kitchen already.

We could very well do that too....

remeber I said once I won the sharpshooting 300 meter sniper course medal when I was in the army??? Yep..true...have the medal at home to prove it...

I also shot THIS....and spent many days sitting on the upper turret protection canopy with an M-60 in my hands...

I prefer Cherry, please, tired of apple pie...thank you, well crusty on top and a ball of Cream ice cream.

DJEVANS · #**2505** (**permalink**) 03-01-2008

Big whoop. I qualified at the top of my academy class, graduated best overall from the academy (which included shooting scores) with a broken wrist (the right one). Nice tank, but they don't let many of those onto civilian shooting ranges these days. I have a nice little plaque too. Thanks. So, how are your baking skills?

sailaway21 · #**2506** (**permalink**) 03-01-2008

I think DJ is finally going to make Giu her "bitch". I think he'll look cute in an apron and leather. (g)

Giulietta · #**2507** (**permalink**) 03-01-2008

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Originally Posted by DJEVANS

So, how are your baking skills?

Not very good...never been that good with ovens...

I can make a terrific tortilla that my wife loves...

The real tortilla not that Mexican thing....

DJEVANS · #**2508** (**permalink**) 03-01-2008

Looks tasty...I'm not much for pie anyway.

Let's call a truce for now--you stop being a caveman and thumping your chest and I'll try not to step on your widdle toes.

Giulietta · #**2509** (**permalink**) 03-01-2008

DJ...you started it....

in my Country we have a saying:

"if you don't want to be stung, don't chase the bees"...

more or less....

I was minding my business, quietely offending SA, when you decided to cross.....

I miss home, gonna get drunk tonight! Molson it is

xort · #**2510** (**permalink**) 03-01-2008

Blooey! I shot the actual tommy guns used in the St Valentines Day massacre. 45 cal. Who cares about grouping when you can hit everything & everybody in sight in about 3 seconds! And those you miss will have crapped their pants so bad they loose AFOC status forever.