I'm an ass, and full of crap

[sailortjk1]

G! Can you hear me? Are you alive?
Can you breath? Oh My God, somebody call 911!
I think were losing him!

[xort]

Originally Posted by ianhlnd

Dih-dih-di-dit

Breaking news, my informants in Brazil have just sent me a update on what the dry feet portagee was doing in that country during his off time. More to follow:

Is that Giu on top or on the bottom? Asses full of crap want to know...

[ianhlnd]

It's amazing what Make-up artists can do for generally plain looking subjects.

Left is before right is after

[ianhlnd]

Gui: I'm ready to accept your surrender!

[Cruisingdad]

OHHHHHHHH Ian!!!! THAT was funny!!

Giu! You now have your hands full!!!!!!!!!! I see war coming!!!!!!!

- CD

[TrueBlue]

Ian, this is a very lovely woman . . . and I actually prefer the au-natural look.



Is she one of your models?

[ianhlnd]

No, TB, wish it was, this is from a Make-up artist's portfolio, the horse is my daughters. The guy in red belongs to Giulietta.

[T34C]

Originally Posted by ianhlnd

It's amazing what Make-up artists can do for generally plain looking subjects.

Left is before right is after

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[sailaway21]

Beezer,
I think it's the right thread, already. All the asses are here, even a horse's ass. You know, the longer you stare at those photos, and imagine the Portagee after three days without shaving, the more you see the resemblence.

Question for Portagee: How come you shave daily, but only shower on sunday?

[Giulietta]

Originally Posted by ianhlnd

Gui: I'm ready to surrender!

Buuuuhhuuuuuu Giu help me.....please

What can I do....I'm weak...I have French ancestors.....I'm a wimp....I cry every night when I go to bed, I'm affraid of the dark....I love fat women...see some of the models I have here with me...this is all I get with my boat and $2000....women run away from me...I haven't got laid in over 12 years....I smell bad, but I brush my teeth every week....all I have is this pc....and a 1978 Playboy magazine. I wish I was like you....I really do....

I lie a lot...I get photos of girls off porn pages and post them here as if they were here...I am a liar......

Please have a look at the girls I get.....please help me.....

IAN... please...don't cry.....no problem....I accept your surrender....and we can all be friends.....but please...be a man.....

As far as getting laid....well, I have bad news for you....your future sex life doesn't look bright....you're done....finito...kaput....

does your arthrithis let you close your hands??? if it does...you can still have sex.....see...there's hope.....and your tremors might come handy here...if you know what I mean....


And thanks for posting your models...they're......different....to each its own...man...

Stand up man....be brave.....