I'm an ass, and full of crap - Page 503

sailaway21 · #**5021** (**permalink**) 12-16-2008

BF,
Gettin' any? (g)

TxLnghrn · #**5022** (**permalink**) 12-16-2008

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Originally Posted by sailaway21

All you wannabe's can BEAT IT! Nobody get's to be an AFOC by posting in this thread so quit wasting yours and our time. As mentioned by our President Giu, you have to earn the title. Don't bother asking what the requirements are; half the time we don't know what they are ourselves. But we know it when we see it. Go post your momma's chile recipe in Provisioning. Go do something. Just buzz off here. We'll get back to you. Maybe.

At least do yourself the favor of reading the first ten or twenty pages of the thread anyway. It's not like we don't have enough people already who wonder what voltage we're talking about in the 12volt battery thread.

Pucker Up

craigtoo · #**5023** (**permalink**) 12-16-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by sailaway21

All you wannabe's can BEAT IT! Nobody get's to be an AFOC by posting in this thread so quit wasting yours and our time. As mentioned by our President Giu, you have to earn the title. Don't bother asking what the requirements are; half the time we don't know what they are ourselves. But we know it when we see it. Go post your momma's chile recipe in Provisioning. Go do something. Just buzz off here. We'll get back to you. Maybe.

At least do yourself the favor of reading the first ten or twenty pages of the thread anyway. It's not like we don't have enough people already who wonder what voltage we're talking about in the 12volt battery thread.

Look! I'm a Teething Ring!

sailaway21 · #**5024** (**permalink**) 12-16-2008

All of you AFOC's should have a copy of this in your wallet for future reference.
How to Know When It Is Time to Leave the Bar. | Sloshspot Blog

Giulietta · #**5025** (**permalink**) 12-16-2008

Have you ever been so drunk you start your car twice???

SCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

sailaway21 · #**5026** (**permalink**) 12-16-2008

I was hung over once so bad that I picked up a Portagee at the airport in Chicago. I thought he was a cop giving me a sobriety test. He kept giving me directions to drive here and then there. Took me hours to get him back to the airport; he might be there still.

Giulietta · #**5027** (**permalink**) 12-16-2008

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Originally Posted by sailaway21

I was hung over once so bad that I picked up a Portagee at the airport in Chicago. I thought he was a cop giving me a sobriety test. He kept giving me directions to drive here and then there. Took me hours to get him back to the airport; he might be there still.

WELL BEATCH.....GET READY FOR THE SEQUELL.....

I HAVE BOOKED MY FLIGHT TO CHICAGO JAN 29th...

YOU'LL BE WALKING FUNNY AGAIN....

DID YOU BUY THE DOUGHNUT PILLOW ALREADY????

REMEMBER LAST TIME?? YOU THOUGHT BUDWEISER MAD YOUR BUT HURT

sailaway21 · #**5028** (**permalink**) 12-16-2008

I take back everything I said in another thread about George Bush making us safer. The DHS has obviously overlooked the destructive potential of an unguided Portagee. tjk, the airport's on line two, for you!

poopdeckpappy · #**5029** (**permalink**) 12-16-2008

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Originally Posted by Giulietta

Have you ever been so drunk you start your car twice???

SCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

was so drunk I got in the passenger side of 3 differnent cars and yelled at the driver for tring to steal my girlfriends car, then remembered she didn't drive cause she didn't own a car, I did and I had a VW van.............we slept in the back that night

Giulietta · #**5030** (**permalink**) 12-16-2008

one night..I went out with my wife...just months before we got married.

We were at a friends bar, where beer was free for me.

Anyway, I used to drink a lot, back then...as we were getting ready to leave, Giulietta went in front of me..and a guy was in front of her...

I don't really know what got into me..but I swear I thought she was leaving with him...which she was not..she saw the open door and went outside..I was maybe 10 feet behind...

well..the door closed...so I get really mad...went to the guy, that was now inside his car, and beat the crap out of him....

Giulietta, in the mean time, as she exited, got inside my car that was on the opposite direction...

As I got back to the car she asked what was that fight she heard, and asked me if I saw it.....

I drove very very quiet that night..never found out who the guy was...

I still feel ashsmed of that..I was 25

EPA..SE ESTAS A LER ISTO...DESCULPA LA...ESTAVA COM OS COPOS!!!