I'm an ass, and full of crap

[sailaway21]

Hehehe,
I am now, apparently, the Scarlet Pimpernel of sailnet. Under many guises, I appear, boatless, sowing discord amongst the Aryan DVD Review club. "They seek him here, they seek him there, is he in heaven, or is he in hell, that damned elusive Pimpernel".

Are the conspiracy theories starting? I have not answered CCP or her "points" since bidding her goodbye in The World according to Phyllis. Apparently my "Zionist" tentacles reach far and wide, insidiously manipulating the pawns of sailnet. But does this entitle me to a discount at the store? What good is running a secret cabal if you can't get half off on a set of sailing gloves? Running the world just ain't what it used to be.

[sailaway21]

Well, sailnet's version of Siskel and Ebert has revealed that the mad cow, BocaJack, and Rod-whatever are all emanating from the same location. Either CCP is having a party or things are a little busy in her head-three people with reservations for the same room. No doubt there is considerable tension present after her impassioned plea for some lovin' from our wombat went unanswered. Were I that marsupial i might be a bit concerned, what with, "hell hath no fury" and all that...

I think the only thing Colonel CCP will be contributing to the designing of, if the General has anything to say about it, will be a new version of the straight-jacket.

[tdw]

Originally Posted by sailaway21

Well, sailnet's version of Siskel and Ebert has revealed that the mad cow, BocaJack, and Rod-whatever are all emanating from the same location. Either CCP is having a party or things are a little busy in her head-three people with reservations for the same room. No doubt there is considerable tension present after her impassioned plea for some lovin' from our wombat went unanswered. Were I that marsupial i might be a bit concerned, what with, "hell hath no fury" and all that...

I think the only thing Colonel CCP will be contributing to the designing of, if the General has anything to say about it, will be a new version of the straight-jacket.

Wow. That such downright sneakiness exists in the world. Phylis my darling I am most upset. Had I seen the aforementioned message of desire things may well have turned out differently. Then again with Boca and What'sisname out of the game maybe your Wombat does stand a chance. Oh baby I'm your's.



Let's sing sing sing.....

"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away." (python)

[sailaway21]

Fluffy,
You really are quite shameless you know. Your parading yourself about in the altogether is going to set the cause of wombatdom back at least a generation. You could, at least, cover your wedding tackle. Oh, goodness!

[LWinters]

Rather small tackle for a wombat, no?

[tdw]

Originally Posted by LWinters

Rather small tackle for a wombat, no?

Sway, Sorry about that, next time I'll wear my budgie smugglers.

LW - Oi !! Steady. It is the middle of winter down here you know.

[sailaway21]

CAMARADERIE IS A GIRLY-MAN!!!!

Is that all the harder you can push? (he he he-lol)

[camaraderie]

Sailaway21...Listen to me now and hear me later...I am the epitome of purfect pumpitude...go away you flabby thing or I will have to pummel you.

[sailaway21]

Musta pushed hard enough. Or, is it possible, that Sailhog is really rooting about? Or, in this case, should it be "rutting" about?

[sailaway21]

SchoonerMistress,

I extend my apology to you for going off over on the Solar world thread. I lumped you in with a group of people whose only interest is the promotion of an "un-named device". Your subsequent posts have shown me the error of my comments, and, btw, they've been most enjoyable to read. Sorry.