I'm an ass, and full of crap

[Cruisingdad]

Originally Posted by ssneade

dang cdad, think i could mount one of those on my stern pulpit?

You would be better off putting a mast on the grill and using it for the boat!!

Brian

[JohnRPollard]

Originally Posted by Cruisingdad

... I'd have to paint my fingernail first and put on high heels (then everyone would think I was Pollard or Cam)....

That would be antifouling paint. It keeps the boat's bottom free of growth so that it will sail well.

But what would you know about that?

P.S. Cam claims the high heels are not as uncomfortable as they look.

[ssneade]

how's that cdad? i think it should lead the regatta. probably wouldn't get many objections.

artbyscotty

[Cruisingdad]

Originally Posted by ssneade

how's that cdad? i think it should lead the regatta. probably wouldn't get many objections.

artbyscotty

Oh great!! Fine. Take a fine work of art and put a freaking full keel on it. Crap, why don't you throw on a square sail or two while you're at it - then we can just call it a Pacific Seacraft or the WOmbat.

You've been reading too much of Pollard's and Tdw's crap. Real boats have fins or wings. Live on the wild side. Don't flick your pinky finger up while drinking a martini in a gay bar and don't put a full keel on a gun-boat.

- CD

[ssneade]

classics are taboo?

all i can afford are those old forlorn near give away boats....

old and slow, yes. but i'd rather be in one of those in a bad storm...

[camaraderie]

Originally Posted by JohnRPollard

P.S. Cam claims the high heels are not as uncomfortable as they look.

Oh they are a bit uncomfortable...but what is a little Pain compared to the look they give, especially with nice frock. John, I know the clogs are very "old shoe" compatible...but sometimes you just have to GO FOR IT!

[ssneade]

hey, cdad. i wasn't thinking. i shoulda asked if you preferred a real keel or a lettuce leaf glued to a bass boat. this may suit you better, although you're guaranteed to hook every crabpot in the water..

most people like sin keelers cause when they run aground, they can unbolt it and float off...

and don'cha need no less than fifteen feet of water to operate those things?

may someone will invent a spring keel that works like a pogo stick, so you can leap over us real keelers without any problem.....

artbyscotty

[ssneade]

sorry bout that. here yar, cdad....

[Cruisingdad]

Originally Posted by ssneade

sorry bout that. here yar, cdad....

That's more like it.

And just so you know, if you don't leve the dock, you don't have to worry about hitting the lobster pots. I get all the sailing I need here on Sailnet. Who needs the real thing when you have this forum?? I have circumnavigated here at least three times.

- CD

[sailaway21]

You've circumlocuted at least three times which is hardly to say you've circumnavigated. Although everyone goes down the dock differently.