I'm an ass, and full of crap

[tdw]

Originally Posted by sailaway21

tdw,
What "inline" reference do you generally use when it comes to sheep?

I also find it somewhat a dubious proposition that a Dutchman was able to get anywhere near one of your prized ewes. While we're on the subject, and I'm sure the Portagee is curious also, what IS the age of consent for an Austrailian ewe?

Wether ti's nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune ?

Do you realise that the old Aussie song Waltzing Matilda (nicked off the Irish to be fair) is about sheep shagging ?

Ref Age of Consent - That's for me to know and ewe to find out but they are mine I tell you, keep your lecherous eyes off 'em. I know what you yankee bastards are like. Show 'em a bit of a good time, promise them the world, champagne, grass, cashmere sweaters then leave 'em broken hearted after you have had your evil way with 'em. Oh no you don't mister, we'll have none of that.

Oh and by the way 'twas a Dutch sheep that could keep a secret. Apparently beastiality is not actually illegal in Holland and the authorities were trying to get the bloke for animal cruelty or some such.

[xort]

tdw
You know nothing of the ways of an american...it's stockings and chocolates

[camaraderie]

Oh fuzzy...you need not go Euro to indulge your wildest fantasies...come to Washington state...famous for delicious apples and entire farms dedicated to providing the livestock of your choice for a modest fee! PETA seems to take humbrage but to no avail.

[sailingdog]

Originally Posted by camaraderie

Oh fuzzy...you need not go Euro to indulge your wildest fantasies...come to Washington state...famous for delicious apples and entire farms dedicated to providing the livestock of your choice for a modest fee! PETA seems to take humbrage but to no avail.

So that's why you're buying the RV... hmm... mystery solved.

[sailaway21]

Fluffy,
Pay no attention to these flatlanders. They obviously, and amazingly for Americans, have no idea of how to properly stuff a turkey, let alone tenderize a ewe. Any man who would have three hulls on a boat, and no provision for deck carriage of livestock, is obviously a sex deviant unconcerned about who's ox he gores. Eastern seaboard herders take note.

[tdw]

Originally Posted by sailaway21

Fluffy,
Pay no attention to these flatlanders. They obviously, and amazingly for Americans, have no idea of how to properly stuff a turkey, let alone tenderize a ewe. Any man who would have three hulls on a boat, and no provision for deck carriage of livestock, is obviously a sex deviant unconcerned about who's ox he gores. Eastern seaboard herders take note.

I'd have thought that if you want a turkey properly stuffed, you'd get an American to cook it.

You know they say that the various Coast Guards and Coast Patrols have many an interesting snap taken whilst overflying the odd boat. While I agree that SD is almost certainly a sex deviant (he doesn't drink so it has to be something) it might not be a good idea to conjugate the livestock on deck. It could get a bit tense.

Eastern Seaboard Herders ? Is that how you guys say it ? Down here we call it playing from the paddington end. (hee hee, only an Australian and probably only a Sydneysider is going to have any idea what that means.)

ps - Xort - and how many times have you tried to get a suspender belt and silk stockings onto a sheep ? Hmmm ?

pps - cam - I prefer Australian livestock thanks. Mainly Merino so a bit of Latin flare, lovely bit of rumpy pumpy but it must be admitted they tend to fat as they age. Then again maybe they have some new and exotic species in Washington.

(now look guys, this is getting out of hand. in the last week I am on record as having threatened to shoot Dubya and the Australian Prime Minister. Now I'm a committed sheep shagger. My old schoolteacher always said I'd a mount to nothing in the end. I hope you bastards are going to come visit me when I'm incarcerated or at least post bail. but look on the bright side, I've always wanted to visit Cuba.)

[sailaway21]

Isn't that where your office is? From which you conduct your "business".

[tdw]

Originally Posted by sailaway21

Isn't that where your office is? From which you conduct your "business".

Yeah, well that's the Havana Head Office. If Homeland Security catch up with me I'll be at the Guantanamo branch.

[sailaway21]

I meant paddington.

[bestfriend]

Ooooooooooo! ROFLMAO!