Last year, leaving the marina, a lady in a brand new Cadillac was tailgating me... At the end of the street, I stopped for a stop sign, and she ended up hitting my truck...
Unfortunately for her, I had the trailer hitch still on my truck, and it took out her bumper and her radiator... and she didn't even make it past the trailer hitch...never touched my bumper.
To top things off, as I got out of the truck to exchange papers with her, a local police cruiser pulled up alongside her and the officer stepped out. He had been watching her tailgating and speeding... and was originally going to give her a warning, but after seeing her talking on her cell phone and rear end me... he wrote her up for about six or seven offenses..

Made my day.

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Sailingdog
Telstar 28
New England
You know what the first rule of sailing is? ...Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take
a boat to the sea you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps
her going when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.
—Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity (slightly edited)
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