Some phrases a redneck should know.
You might be a redneck Jedi if:
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You use the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
Wookies are offended by your B. O.
You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side ... it'll be a hoot."
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
Your business cards read "Billy Bob, Jedi Master."
You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.
You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster.
Your land-speeder has a bumper sticker that reads "Protected by Smith & Wesson Light Sabers"
If you hear, "Billy Bob, I am your father ... AND your uncle!"
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