Who's cleaner?

[Neises]

My wife is the clean freak of this operation. I hired cleaning service for a year as a gift, and her favorite part of the gift is going through the house after they're done & finding dust.

One of us would end up overboard if we tried living aboard for more than a week.

[sailingdog]

The woman I married was about as easy going as anyone I've ever met... she was the most gracious person I'd ever met as well. She didn't cook, and that drove my mother-in-law crazy... but I didn't care... Most days, I'm still amazed that she chose me to marry. I miss her every day.

[tdw]

Originally Posted by Giulietta

Nope

Totaly Derranged Wooss

Oi. The cheek of some people. It's Totally Deranged Wuss, if you don't mind . Damn Bluebottle, no respect for his elders.
Tiger Regis, They could stand for anything you like. Originally the T stood for Townes, my little homage to my all time musical hero the late great Townes van Zandt. The D ? Whatever. Devil is fine for an antipodean atheist.

[Dewey Benson]

Originally Posted by bestfriend

From "Wombania's Wombat Information Center"

"This, of course, is only referring to the male of the species. The female of the species spends most of her time cleaning up after the snoring male."

Hummmm.......

Accoring to an Aussie skipper who used to work for me, Wombats don't get married. They "Eat, Root, and Scoot" advise he claimed would do well for humans as well. Of course he was recently divorced when he passed this "wisdom " on to me.

Dewey

[donrr1]

Dang, the poor man at least kept his wisdom.

[tdw]

Originally Posted by bestfriend

From "Wombania's Wombat Information Center"

The female of the species spends most of her time cleaning up after the snoring male."

Sounds fair to me !

[tdw]

Originally Posted by Dewey Benson

Hummmm.......

Accoring to an Aussie skipper who used to work for me, Wombats don't get married. They "Eat, Root, and Scoot" advise he claimed would do well for humans as well. Of course he was recently divorced when he passed this "wisdom " on to me.

Dewey

Actual line is "eats roots shoots and leaves".

The other line is "nose to the ground like a dead wombat" which if you observe the previous pic of the snorer is quite apt.

[Dewey Benson]

Thanks TD, my memory isn't quite perfect, and that may very well be what was said. After hours, when we would trade storys, there would be a bit of elbow bending involved and my ears would tend to slur the words.

Dewey

[tdw]

Originally Posted by Dewey Benson

Thanks TD, my memory isn't quite perfect, and that may very well be what was said. After hours, when we would trade storys, there would be a bit of elbow bending involved and my ears would tend to slur the words.

Dewey

An Australian who over indulges in spirituous liquor ? Not possible. Nothing stronger than the odd cup of tea ever passes our lips.

[Dewey Benson]

Originally Posted by tdw

An Australian who over indulges in spirituous liquor ? Not possible. Nothing stronger than the odd cup of tea ever passes our lips.

But of course! An ODD cup of tea it was...as I can recall.... uh....

Dewey