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TDW Say it isn't you
Breaking news from Australia,
A man dressed up as Captain America was arrested today in an Australian Burrito fast food shop. He had stuffed a buritto down his tights and was soliciting lady patrons to "touch my burrito"
No reports on the wierd rat that scurried under the counter when police arrived. Pictures will be posted when available.
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Can't be TDW... he would have stuffed the burrito in his pouch..being a marsupial and all.
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CORRECTION, CORRECTION, CORRECTION
The reporter just came back on and corrected the location to Melbourne, FL . . . .not Australia.
I'd like to apologize to all australians, dressed as captain america or not.
MELBOURNE, Fla. -- A Brevard County doctor dressed up in a Captain America outfit was arrested with a burrito in his tights. What he allegedly did at the police station got him into more trouble.
What that county needs is more burrito control, if they did, this couldn't have happened.
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Plain Mr Wombat (TD)
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CORRECTION, CORRECTION, CORRECTION
The reporter just came back on and corrected the location to Melbourne, FL . . . .not Australia.
I'd like to apologize to all australians, dressed as captain america or not.
MELBOURNE, Fla. -- A Brevard County doctor dressed up in a Captain America outfit was arrested with a burrito in his tights. What he allegedly did at the police station got him into more trouble.
What that county needs is more burrito control, if they did, this couldn't have happened.
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Well that's a relief. 
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[quote=ianhlnd]CORRECTION, CORRECTION, CORRECTION
The reporter just came back on and corrected the location to Melbourne, FL . . . .not Australia.
I'd like to apologize to all australians, dressed as captain america or not.
MELBOURNE, Fla. -- A Brevard County doctor dressed up in a Captain America outfit was arrested with a burrito in his tights. What he allegedly did at the police station got him into more trouble.
What that county needs is more burrito control, if they did, this couldn't have happened.[/quote]
Well there ya go, typical anti burrito stance, more control, less burritos on the streets, yada yada. Don't you people get it? If everybody was packin' a burrito there'd be a lot less whakos out there doing this kinda thing. So tell me Ian, would you REALLY feel safer if the were no burritos in the tights of civilians?
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Thanks Courtney
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Hey, I have a God given right to carry a burrito. And if I have a permit to carry a concealed burrito, what's wrong with concealing it in my pants.
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If you were to carry a concealed burrito.... I hope you at least have the sense not to eat it... 
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You know what the first rule of sailing is? ...Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take
a boat to the sea you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps
her going when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.
—Cpt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity (edited)
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Thanks Courtney
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I'll leave that to others. 
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He y Charlie,
Is that a burrito in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
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I've nuked more burritos than...
BRB, couple guys in black suits banging on the front door.
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