Market crash: are we there yet ?

[sailhog]

The Dow is up 900 points this morning! Only 100 points and one hour to go until it reaches Sailhog's prediction of 1,000 points by noon! Way to go, Sailhog!

[sailhog]

So GE, which traded over 40 a little over a year ago, is trading at 12! Holy smokes! Is it a buy, Sailhog?

[sailhog]

Originally Posted by sailhog

So GE, which traded over 40 a little over a year ago, is trading at 12! Holy smokes! Is it a buy, Sailhog?

Damn straight, you moron! Is there a sack of crap where your brains are supposed to be? What the hell's wrong with you? GE's going to be back to 40 by the end of the week!

[sailhog]

Originally Posted by sailhog

Damn straight, you moron! Is there a sack of crap where your brains are supposed to be?

Uhhh... why don't you go get yourself another cup of coffee, Sailhog. Did the dog die? Wife run off with the mailman?

[sailhog]

The wife's thighs are thick as beer kegs, and she displaces 800 big ones. But when I saw the little carpet burns on the insides of her kneecaps, I knew something was up.

[sailhog]

Sorry to hear that. Didn't realize you were partial to the big ones.

[sailhog]

Oh, I do miss her. Every night it was like having sex with a barn.

[PBzeer]

“How can you spend hundreds of millions of dollars on contraceptives?” Boehner asked. “How does that stimulate the economy?”

[wind_magic]

Originally Posted by sailhog

The Dow is up 900 points this morning! Only 100 points and one hour to go until it reaches Sailhog's prediction of 1,000 points by noon! Way to go, Sailhog!

I've heard of delayed stock quotes, but Hog, the ones you are using must be delayed like 2 years.

[PBzeer]

They seem to be as accurate as the proposed effects of the "stimulus" bill.