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The Reason Behind Blonde Jokes.

There is usually a bit of truth in all things... even dumb blonde jokes... If you don't believe me... take a look at this video. LINK

In many ways, she is a sad commentary on the state of the public education system in this country today.
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Now there's the South Carolina I know and love! Bet she can find Hef's number in the phone book...
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Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and my god have mercy on your soul.

OK, a simple wrong would have done just fine.

Damn I love that movie.
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Now there's the South Carolina I know and love! Bet she can find Hef's number in the phone book...
I can see it now...

Ring...ring...

"Hello, this is hugh hefner... "

"Who hefner???"

"Hugh Hefner, with Playboy Magazine."

"I'm sorry, I'm not a boy... " Click...
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Quick side note, Who the F!@K did they poll to find that 1/5th couldn't find the US on a map? I'd like to see that panel of geniuses.
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In many ways, she is a sad commentary on the state of the public education system in this country today.
After enduring those agonizing few seconds of listening to her answer, I am of the notion that no amount of education could have even enabled retention of accurate information in that blonde pinhead, let alone, induce any semblance of rational thought.
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Sapper, they poled the White House.
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In some parts of the south, she would be considered a genius.
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They probably polled her best friends. Tell me she's not on the water anywhere.
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