Pink Or White??

[Giulietta]

I have a question....I don't know which is best:

PINK or WHITE toilet paper....

What's the boards opinion?? Thanks.

Also, if I eat soup before the main course will that increase my fat absorption?

[retclt]

Depends on whether you're conservative or liberal.

[GySgt]

Originally Posted by Giulietta

I have a question....I don't know which is best:

PINK or WHITE toilet paper....

What's the boards opinion?? Thanks.

Also, if I eat soup before the main course will that increase my fat absorption?

My toilet paper is 1/3 blue, 1/3 white, 1/3 red vertical stripes....oh hold it.... no....I think it is the French flag. Sorry

[danielh]

a shi* topic ;-)

white is much better if you don't have light at your toilet. there is just more contrast between white and brown.....

[Giulietta]

Hey.....be carefull...so is the US flag, and the Russian and many other flags...
Go back and re-phrase that....

Something like 1/3rd red, 1/3rd blue... etc....

[Giulietta]

Originally Posted by danielh

white is much better if you don't have light at your toilet. there is just more contrast between white and brown.....

Good point...I am happy with the valid comments..I just wonder how far we can carry this shity thread.....

[tdw]

Originally Posted by Giulietta

I have a question....I don't know which is best:

PINK or WHITE toilet paper....

What's the boards opinion?? Thanks.

Also, if I eat soup before the main course will that increase my fat absorption?

With or without a pattern ?

Being thick as a plank the board was unable to say.

I like my soup drinkable. If I have to eat the stuff then I call it a stew.

Fat absorption increases with age. An immutable law. Sadly , in my case it all seems to go to my head.

[Giulietta]

TD..being a Hemorroid King from downunder...which one would you say, scratches the sensitive part of your esphincter most???

[tdw]

Originally Posted by Giulietta

TD..being a Hemorroid King from downunder...which one would you say, scratches the sensitive part of your esphincter most???

OK OK, pile it on why don't you ?

My personal preference is towards Dodo feathers but they are becoming a tad hard to find of late.

[ianhlnd]

Toilet paper? Real sailors don't use toilet paper, we hang our bums off the transom and let the current take it. (Toilet paper Shhheeeessshhhh!) That's sooooo French!