just dropping by to say...

[hollywoodheidi]

Hi! I just found this forum and it looks really cool.

Now, I gotta run off and read some posts.

[CharlieCobra]

Welcome aboard.

[sailortjk1]

What ever you do, don't post a picture of yourself.

[Giulietta]

Hollywood,

Hello, my name is manuel Ortega Cruz, I am from Guatemala, and I love boats.

I also like to chat on sailnet to all the wonderfull people here.

Right now I can't talk much because I am in Jail and only have 2 hours of internet a day, but I have been collecting photos of the nice people here as a passionate hobbie.

I am 5 foot tall and have no hair, so I don't get many ladies.

Please post a photo of you, to add to the sailnet album.

Gracias

Manuel

[GySgt]

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Originally Posted by Giulietta

Hollywood,

Hello, my name is manuel Ortega Cruz, I am from Guatemala, and I love boats.

I also like to chat on sailnet to all the wonderfull people here.

Right now I can't talk much because I am in Jail and only have 2 hours of internet a day, but I have been collecting photos of the nice people here as a passionate hobbie.

I am 5 foot tall and have no hair, so I don't get many ladies.

Please post a photo of you, to add to the sailnet album.

Gracias

Manuel

Hollywood,
Mr. Cruz's real name is Don Alejandro de la Mar, a notorious pirate plaguing Central America for the last 5 years. Recently caught and imprisoned in Guatemala for crimes against nature and crimes on the high seas. He got caught after stealing a boat in Portugal named Giulietta, which only could muster 5 knots at the best. Although she was a fast boat the dodger, charcoal grill pit, and Jacuzzi slowed her down. Be careful when talking to the Don Alejandro, although his boat knowledge is quite extensive.

[RickLaPaz]

Be careful, Hollywood---Manuel Ortega Cruz is Spanish for Photo Shopped--badly.......

[teshannon]

Whatever you do, when he asks, don't send him money for his annual boom replacement project.

[Giulietta]

Originally Posted by teshannon

Whatever you do, when he asks, don't send him money for his annual boom replacement project.

Señor Teshannon, muchas garcias!!

I have no boom because Los Federales take boom to Mexico. Now we sail with broom stick, aka El Cepillo

[chucklesR]

Gui (if that is in fact your real fake name)
I thought you had no boom/a bent boom because America doesn't ship levitra to Latin countries?

Hollywood,
Pay no attention to the inmates; you can tell the real sailors by noticing we put our pictures (or Dr Phil's) up, not pictures of boats these KMart storeclerks can't afford.

[Giulietta]

Originally Posted by chucklesR

Gui (if that is in fact your real fake name)
I thought you had no boom/a bent boom because America doesn't ship levitra to Latin countries?

Hollywood,
Pay no attention to the inmates; you can tell the real sailors by noticing we put our pictures (or Dr Phil's) up, not pictures of boats these KMart storeclerks can't afford.

Ahhh Señor Chucles....you are very nice gentleman.

You are right my real name is Gonzales Martinez de la Polla en Tu Culo.

Ahh we have no booms here we are soo poor, we are very ass backwards...we still wipe our "culo" to pine cones (watch the sense of pull carefully), and live in trees. Just like the Europpeangs.

Please send levitra to me...as a token of Gracias, I will come personnally do a demonstration to you...