Daily Horoscope

[Andyman]

Finally...the truth:

AQUARIUS-JAN 2-FEB 18
You are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal.
You make the same mistakes repeatedly because your stupid.
Everyone thinks you are a [censored] jerk.

PISCES FEB 19-MAR 20
You have a vivid imagination and often think
you are being followed by the FBI or the CIA.
You have minor influence on your friends & people
resent you for flaunting your power.
You lack confidence and are generally a dipshit.

ARIES MAR 21-APR 19
You are the pioneer type and think most people
are dickheads. You are quick tempered,
impatient & scornful of advice. You are a *****.

TAURUS APR 20- MAY 20
You are practical & persistant. You have a dogged
determination to work like hell. Most people think
you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing
but a goddamned communist.

GEMINI MAY 21- JUNE 20
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you
because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect to
much for too little. This means you are a cheap [censored].
Gemini are notorious for thriving on incest.

CANCER JUNE 21- JULY 22
You are sympathetic & understanding to other people's
problems, which make you a sucker. You are always putting
things off. That is why you will always be on welfare & won't
be worth a ****. Everybody in prison is a cancer.

LEO JULY 23- AUG 23
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you
are an idiot. Most LEO's are bullies. You are vain & cannot
tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting.
LEO people are thieving motherfuckers &spend
most of their time kissing mirrors.

VIRGO AUG 23- SEPT 22
You are the logical type & hate disorder. This ****-picking
is sickening to your friends. Your cold & unemotional & often
fall asleep while [censored]. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA SEPT 23- OCT 22
You are the artistic type & have a difficult time with reality.
If you are male, you probably are a queer.
Chances for employment & monetary gain are nil.
Most LIBRA women are whores. All LIBRA's die of venereal disease.

SCORPIO OCT 23- NOV 21
The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business & cannot
be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success
because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of -a -[censored].
Most SCORPIO's are murdered.

SAGITARIUS NOV 22- DEC 21
You are optimistic & enthusiastic. You have a reckless
tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent.
The majority of SAGITTARIANS are drunks.
Nixon is a SAGITTARIAN. You are not worth the time of day.

CAPRICORN DEC 22-JAN 19
You are a conservative & afraid of taking risks. You are basically
a chickenshit. There has never been a CAPRICORN of any importance.
You should kill yourself.

[Giulietta]

Great..good week to buy a semi-new-old 1855's Valiant...well built in that years they were....