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This news item made me wonder, what's the strangest thing you've found floating along while cruising, or on the shore....


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7085109.stm
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If you go to Morocco, you'll see turds instead of bananas....at least the bananas smell better
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$60k bales of Mary Jane floating in the Gulf of Mexico...tainted with saltwater and worthless....
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They're a nice couple, but I never go sailing with them.
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While on a wreck dive off the Keys I entered a room with a floating (apparently used) condom.
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While on a wreck dive off the Keys I entered a room with a floating (apparently used) condom.
That would be known as a "Coney Island White Fish"
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That would be known as a "Coney Island White Fish"
Good thing he didn't bump into its cousin, the Jersey Beach Whistle.
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While on a wreck dive off the Keys I entered a room with a floating (apparently used) condom.
Hey..that's how Cam was conceived.....the condom was pierced....

I know what happened and am letting you on a secret..:

See...I met Mr. Cam Senior...and I was amazed how nice he was...I asked him...Mr. cam Senior...how and what the hell were you thinking to have a son like cam??

He said:

Well..I was scuba diving with Mrs. Cam...I then said...Honey..I am bored lets do some s**t...(poopoo), well me boy...9 months later Cam was born....

So we called him Camaraderie, which means floating turd in Swaeelly
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Hey..that's how Cam was conceived.....the condom was pierced....

I know what happened and am letting you on a secret..:

See...I met Mr. Cam Senior...and I was amazed how nice he was...I asked him...Mr. cam Senior...how and what the hell were you thinking to have a son like cam??

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Well..I was scuba diving with Mrs. Cam...I then said...Honey..I am bored lets do some s**t...(poopoo), well me boy...9 months later Cam was born....

So we called him Camaraderie, which means floating turd in Swaeelly
Cocky for a dude that has only won one race, eh ??!?!?
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