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(17 September 2000, Queensland, Australia) Six young men and women with no sailing experience were rescued from an stolen luxury yacht after drifting into a pier only 400 metres from its mooring. They had intended to sail around the world, and had packed all the essentials; 60 cans of baked beans, 1000 condoms, some liquor and cola and a library book on navigating by the stars. Lucky for them they were caught, as police report that "they had no fresh water and no food other than baked beans." The would-be sailors have been charged with unlawful use of a vessel. We can all be glad that at least with 1000 condoms, they weren't planning to breed.
It turned out that the man spotted flying through the air had just purchased the boat, and was filling its tanks before he set sail to San Francisco. As he prepared to motor away from the
fuel dock, a dock attendant noticed that he had pumped the
fuel into a fishing
pole holder instead of his tanks. The alarmed employee instructed him to turn on his bilge
pump and blowers, but the man stated that he was in too much of a hurry to wait for the fumes to clear.
As the attendant ran for his life, sparks from the engine's starter motor ignited the accumulated fumes.
The boat was dragged from the water with a bulldozer, and hauled to the junkyard as scrap. The owner was alive when he was carted off by the ambulance, but one way or another, his odds of surviving long in this world seem poor.
Sin City, Liquor all day, Poker all night...Lake Mead & Channel Islands, So Cal
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