
11-23-2007
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Owner, Green Bay Packers
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: SW Michigan
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Fred Thompson picks Dick Cheney. Millions of Looney Leftists fall over with apoplexy, before voting, and the Looney Tunes spend the next eight years in court fighting the "set-up" election. In the meantime, US foreign policy remains in adult hands.
Hillary selects...I'll admit that this was a tough one but serious cogitation reveals that it can be only one of two potential canidates; Maxine Waters or Barney Frank. Maxi is the only woman that can make Hillary appealing to the rest of the men in America and she does have her constituency; Cambridge, MA and southcentral LA. Barney's just a natural. At some point the voter's are going to want to see Hillary's soft feminine side; Barney's it. My money is on the poofter.
And an almost forgotten possiblity:
Dennis Kucinich selects Bobby Fischer as his Veep. Kucinich vows that lack of knowledge of Fischer's whereabouts will be no worse than the current situation with Dick Cheney.
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