Ladies, I want mine!!!!!

[bestfriend]

THATS IT, I'VE HAD IT!!!!! A friend of mine(who shall remain nameless), on here, and I were discussing the finer art of relationships. Granted both of us are probably considered failures in the category, but nonetheless, I deserve my shot! I WANT A SUGAR MAMA! Come on ladies, why not, and why not me? I missed my chance when I was younger, dated an older woman that was well to do, but I had no ambition back then. Now I have ambition, ambition to lounge around on my HR or Mason 60+ foot sailboat. I'll do anything! Rub your feet, scrub your corns, pre-chew your food when your dentures are in the shop, get my tattoos removed, I don't care! I've had enough of being the bread winner, Mr. fix-it-all, the shoulder to cry on. I can be your boy toy, dress me up, parade me around, make me drive you to your Bridge parties every week, I don't care. I'm not bad looking, and I am pretty good in the sack. Come on, whaddya say? Heres a photo of me to look at. Put it in the basket of your walker and sit with it for a while. You may recognize me from the movies, I am the handsome one on the right..........No, look again, on top of the horse.

[sailaway21]

You had your chances. SailingwithDogs, CCP, even SchoonerMistress might not have been immune to your charms. But you "mocked them and you shocked them, and you said you didn't care". Fortunately for you, you live in a part of the country where your wares are marketable to fully 100% of the population, if you get my drift.

Personally, I have only one word of advise to you, "Road trip!" I understand Portugal is nice this time of year. And I have it on good authority that Giu's aunt Mathilda can fix alot of what's wrong with a man. Your equine experience will stand you in good stead, I believe. And, failing auntie, that all female Portagee racing team ought to be out there practising right about now. If you can send your daughter out to putter about on racing sailboats in Portugal, you've got to be rich. Better than spreading SeaBond on dentures one would think?

[xort]

I think sway hit it on the 'head'. If you are truly as desperate as you claim, you'd find plenty of 'sugar' bobbing round the bay area. Open up your 'horizons' man.

[bestfriend]

Okay, so I am not the one on the right, and I am not THAT desperate you two. Thanks for the vote of confidence! And by the way, women that own and sail their own boats don't count. You know damn well those ladies are flat broke trying to keep up with expenses. I need fresh meat that doesn't know how much it really costs.

[xort]

Originally Posted by bestfriend

I need fresh meat

I think you may be coming round to the other side, perhaps subliminally.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[sailhog]

Bestfriend,
I don't know who your friend on this forum is, but he sounds like he really knows what he's talking about. He sound like an enlightened man. You need to listen to this indivdual and do whatever he says. My motto is: "No teeth? No problem!" Now get out there and start working it!

[sailaway21]

BF,
You really are one confused puppy. The only thing i retain from my personal finance course in college are two maxims: There is no substitute for large breasts or trust funds, and, it's just as easy to marry a rich girl as it is a poor girl. Now, given my previous advise, I am somewhat amazed that you have yet to pack your bags for Portugal. Capt. Blutarski, the crazy Portagee, otherwise know as the "chick magnet" is available as your guide-I don't recall you saying anything to p.o. him in the past. Have you seen the pictures of his wife? Do you think she's the only fish to come out of that pond? Or are you waiting for Nancy Pelosi's husband to die, as your primary plan to wealth and cruising?

EDIT: And get rid of them Effin Horses!!!!

[bestfriend]

Xort - You keep bringing that up and people are going to start getting suspicious, not that theres anything wrong with that either.

Hog - I would, but I think the guys got an IQ of a Wombat taking a dirt nap on the side of the road. Don't tell him I said that, okay.

Sway - Flicka. (I guess you didn't take your own advise).

[werebeagle]

My life's ambition is to be a kept man.

[cardiacpaul]

and to think, all i wanted is one thats less nutty than a squirrel turd.