Giu - What Happened??

[max-on]

This is all over the internet!!!

The details are still not clear, but apparently, after Giu signed off last night, he went to a Christmas party at a local bar. Rumor is the party was hosted by the local chapter of United Transsexual Canadians, but that is not important.


We all know Giu was feeling a bit down and depressed last night as he is working and he is far away from his family.


Giu tried to reach out to us, but we failed him! He wanted to talk about his wife and sons, and what did we do, we teased him, made silly remarks, and loaded the discussion with off topic concerns. Giu, I apologize; I tried to cheer you up and make you laugh; I did not realize you were so depressed.


Anyways, he left his hotel room and made some new friends he met at a bar catering to French-Canadian inhabitants of the town (can you believe that, he signed-off sailnet, and made other friends, we will talk to him about that but not now ).


Sometime after that he met up with those transsexual people; it is unclear what happened after that. At about 6:45 am this morning the local authorities found Giu in an alley. Through my contacts and a bribe I managed to receive this picture of Giu:







Giu remains in custody for questioning, as the authorities are investigating the identity of a half-naked man in a Santa costume who graffitied a whole city block with the phrases: "Giulietta, I miss you!", "Fred is an Opti Champion!", "Louis, I love you", "I hate SailingDog, CruisingDad, and Cam!".

I will keep you updated as I get more information. I have dispatched a team to rescue Giu!



Edit: At 5:46p I just received a call from a contact at the State Department, I understand there are
"irregularities" with Giu's immigration status amd his "whereabouts" during the last six months. I'll keep you updated.

Giu, hang in there buddy, and don't say a word, I have the Sailnet Emergency Services (SES) on it!

[T34C]

I will refrain from comment at this time...(while I try to control my laughing before I choke!!!

G- While I feel for you my friend, I have to point out that Max- got you pretty good. Now, don't be shy, get back on that horse and photoshop he right back!!

[Cruisingdad]

Good thing Santa stopped by to put his hat where he did, or we really would be calling him Giulietta...

- CD

[TrueBlue]

Besides consuming mass quantities of Canadian Club Whiskey, it seems by the looks of that portly belly, Giu may have also consumed massive amounts of quiche and crêpes.

Oh, the shame of it all.

[DJEVANS]

He's gonna be really pissed when the hangover passes and he realizes that those French Canadian he/she's stole his favorite Santa outfit. Those bitches.

[xort]

Is it time to ask the question?

Gee, you letta?

Or did he/she force herself on you?

[TrueBlue]

max has a death-wish.

[DJEVANS]

Originally Posted by TrueBlue

max has a death-wish.

I think we need to keep posting to keep this thread at the top of the list...

[werebeagle]

Now this is entertainment.

[Giulietta]

Now that is funny....

Glad to make you guys help....

By the way...you guys know that Max is a lawyer??

Yes a blood leech lawyer??

Bwahahahahahahaha

We're his only friends!!!!

Bwahahahahahahaha

And soon we will walk away from him....like all others....