Posted this for a Portugese

[Cruisingdad]

I got a PM from a member that did not want to post on this board. I thought about it for a while, then decided it is best that I go ahead and post it on the board anyways. It is very sad and I am not sure how to answer him.

Please help me:

Yes, me name is Ramone, and I was straight for a very long time. I had my boat and minded my own business. Then this gay sailor pulled in beside me. He started telling me about when he had an earing in his ear and everyone made fun of him for being gay. His grandmother cried. He took it out and hid his identity. But now he wants to come out of the closet and be free.

I did not know sailors were like that. He scared me. I wanted to move slips but could not. Then he would come out without his shirt on and smile over at me. It scared me. Strange things happened. I found myself cutting on my boat. I pulled the Lifelines off and replaced with fishing line. Everytime I saw him with his "tatoos" as he called them, I got sicker and sicker until I could not take it anymore. Now I hide in my boat all day and try not to see him, but then he invites himself on my boat and says he wants to fix my problem. But I had no problem... and he pretends my radio does not work and starts cutting the wires... and now it really does not work and it smokes all the time. But I did not want to be rude but he scares me. I thought the more I destroyed my boat, the less he would look at me and leave me alone... but it is not working. I am losing my mind.

So what should I do?? As you are sailors here too, I thought I would ask you for help??


So come on sailnetters... what should I tell this poor guy?? He did send me ove a pic of this sailor. It scared me too. Hard to get that image out of your head.

[Idiens]

CD - I think that classes as a declaration of war.

C'mon without,
C'mon within,
You've not seen nothing like the mighty Gui'n

[TrueBlue]

Thanks CD,
Now I'll have to get good and drunk tonight to blur that image from my mind's eye . . .

[Cruisingdad]

I feel very sorry for Ramone. That pic would make me sick too. Kinda like a Manatee in pants.

Ugh... I just do not know what to tell him.

HEHEHE!

- CD

[TSteele65]

*gets popcorn*

[Giulietta]

PLEASE...DON'T GO ANY WHERE...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!

[teshannon]

That has to qualify as the best post of the year!

[Cruisingdad]

EVERYONE!!!!! RAMONE HAS AN IDEA! He took this picture of himself and asked if he should wear this the next time he sees the other Portugese on his boat. What do you think? I thought it might send the wrong message, but we really need to discuss this as a group:

[sailortjk1]

Tell Ramone that he should call Sailhog as quickly as he possibly can.
Sailhog has butt plugs he can borrow.

[Giulietta]

CD was happy....



he was ready for some sex, after all after the last time he had sex, he could not sleep belly up for a week



He had found the love of his life, CDa, the crazy nympho from Alabama...



His sister took a happy photo of the moment...



While he screamed

MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH OUT WITH THAT PLUG....IT GOES THE OTHER WAY AROUND



Love struck him



Last time, he got plugged so hard a midget had to remove it from his dirt box...



His younger sister found it amuzing



And called dad, the man without a boat, or Boatless Dad, if i may...

Over the can/string phone, that dad had swalowen by accident



He goes home and gets a hug form the neighbour...crazy Sally, the thrailer Park Queen...



Where they are all very patriotic...even Cam's sis....



Mama CD was so happy, they had found the catalina of their dreams...



Even the maid was happy...she after all had seen her brother many times in bed wih CD



His boss called him from his Mobile Hands Free cell, to congratulate CD on a job well done...



After all CD could now walk proudly in the streets...



His change in Attitude mad him a new man...



he can now face the World, and start his job, as Gay Moderator of the Seas...