PLEASE vote for Hillary...

[Cruisingdad]

I would like to make a very sincere request to all my friends at Sailnet to do me this one favor: Vote Hillary Clinton into office. Please.

I have had a very tough 2007 as many of you know. It does not look like 2008 will be any better. I have had my wife's wreck, my partner issues, more hospital and doctor bills than you can imagine, and more than my fill of lawsuits and pending litigation. It has been a very bad 2007 and probably will be a very tough 2008. Please don't make 2009 tough on me too. I need some relief.

If you vote Hillary into office, my wife has officially given me the OK to leave the country for a minimum 4 years. I understand many of you may come with me and have been given the same 'OK' (or demand, dependin on how you look at it). I sinply ask that you give me and Labatt first dibs on the morring balls in the non-us virgin islands. We have kids and they should be given some preference.

As for those of you that will be hanging behind, I can only say:

BWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! And yes, that is a tear slipping from my eye.

So, GO HILLARY... I AM VOTING FOR YOU!!!!! WOO-HOO!!!!! My SAVIOR!!!





AND WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GET THEIR STUPID DOG OUT OF MY YARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Valiente]

I'm vaguely interested in what makes you think one dynastic successor will be any worse, or better, than another. If the Kennedys didn't have a terrible track record of getting killed by assassins or by their peculiarly dangerous pasttimes, you would've had a second Kennedy as president by now. Instead the last 20 years have seen a former VP go to President, his son go to President and now the wife of the guy who went between them is in line.

Parties have nothing to do with it when the political gene pool is full of first cousins.

[Stillraining]

you out ...but I cant pull that lever no matter what the reason...

[chucklesR]

Whiner

I'm writing in my choice - Phil McGraw.
He's the only choice that can bring our broken families together again. Besides, if he wins he promises to publish his polaroids of Britney Spears and Oprah. That will keep the republican's scattered and hiding in the hills for decades and demoralize the Dem's.

[Cruisingdad]

You guys really piss me off. All you think about is yourselves and how it affects you. That is NOT the American way... THIS IS MY FAMILY I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!! I promise to post pics of me cruising in far off, beautiful destinations very frequently here. I will write the names of each one of you in the sand on every island we visit. I will toast your fine names with every sunset (and twice should I ever actually see a green flash). What more could a man ask for??? And it does not even cost you anything (at least initially). I mean, look at all her positives: She is going to wipe out national debt, give us all healthcare for a mere $130 million, bring peace to the middle east, cats and dogs playing together, etc. NO OTHER CANDIDATE CAN DO THAT. Even the businesses know that... look at the specials going on right now in her name:



Think about your moderator... the man that has so carefully watched over your online home and protected you from all of that nasty pornography and Portugese Sneak Attacks. I deserve this little thing.

[chucklesR]

maybe if you let the pornography through I might be persuaded, otherwise, PHIL is my man.

[Cruisingdad]

Originally Posted by chucklesR

maybe if you let the pornography through I might be persuaded, otherwise, PHIL is my man.

Fine, fine, fine... my votes CAN be bought. You asked for it... so everyone blame Chuckles for this nasty, eye burning picture...

[DJEVANS]

My Eyes! The Retinas! It Burns!!!!

[chucklesR]

While not classically pornographic that certainly is a distrubing image.

[DJEVANS]

...oh and BTW, CD, put down the NyQuil and call your sponsor right away. I thought you were really going to try to stay away from that stuff this time.