02-14-2008
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stuck 'behind bars'
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Spain
Posts: 574
Rep Power: 7
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The perfect woman !!!
A friend of mine send me the following suggestions as to answers the perfect woman
EDITED BY CD - SORRY ROBBY, NICE PIC, BUT NO NUDITY... (Now don't you wish you could vote for Hillary and I would turn my head!!! (smile, just kidding)
would have at the tip of her tongue...
1. Are you really sure you've had enough to drink?
2. Nice fart honey, can you do that again?
3. I've decided that in the house, I won't wear no more clothes!
4. I'm just popping out to paint the house/boat.
5. Shouldn't you be down the at bar with the boys right now?
6. I know the back door's a bit tighter, but don't you wanna give it a try anyway?
7. You're so sexy when you're drunk!
8. Don't worry I'll have another birthday next year, you head off to the ball park with the boys!
9. I'm so bored - let's shave my *****!
10. Look, I earn enough money,why don't you stop working and go sailing more often?
11. Honey, you gotta see this, the cute neighbor is sunbathing again!
12. No, no, I'm just taking the car to get the oil changed!
13. What do ya say, we get a XXX movie, a case of beer and I tell Jane to come over and party with us.
14. Do me a favor, forget getting me a Valentines Day present and get yourself a season ticket. (for the Yankees)
15. I've joined a yoga course, in order to be able to wrap my thighs better around your head.
Although I'm taking the risk of being called a male chauvinistic pig, I feel inclined to agree with most of the above.
But I was wondering if someone else has anything they would add?
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. Actually I refuse to vote, gives personal credence to the system of idiots I'd rather not encourage.
