Every Engineer needs one of these.

camaraderie · #1 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008

Presenting the Etch a Sketch clock!

PBzeer · #2 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008

'Course, then ya gotta wonder ...... how much government funding did they get for that?

Stillraining · #3 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008

dont you guys sleep with your wifes anymore?

PBzeer · #4 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008

It's only 2:02 am at the moment, and I'm single.

Sapperwhite · #5 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008

I don't sleep..........I just wait

DJEVANS · #6 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008

Insomniacs of the world, unite!

Sapperwhite · #7 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008

Still not sleeping.......waiting ever so patiently....soon Phase Two will begin.

03:46:47

2Gringos · #8 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008

Could be worse:

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears,
‘You know what? ‘You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got
fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were
there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you
stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my
side… You know what?’

‘What dear?’ she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with
warmth.

‘I figured it out.... you’re bad luck… get the hell away from me you bitch.