To ALL Sailnetters (especially those up north):
I will be sailing
all next week and will be unavilable. As such, please direct all comments, anger, gripes, complaints, frustrations, rants, raves, homosexual tendencies, ufo sightings, barnyard animal infactuations, alient lust, etc., etc., and so forth, to my very, very, very, very, very, very, very used (I mean experienced) moderator and sheep violator, Cam. In fact, just go ahead and always forward those to him as his life is boring and he enjoys dealing with them.
It is possible I may be able to pop in here and post a few pics of me sailing, grilling, and drinking beer in my swim trunks and short sleeves in 80+ degree weather. I will try and do these shortly after 8:00 am so that those of you at work can truly appreciate them. Certainly these pictures are not meant to infuriate you or antgonize you. They are only meant to gloat over you and show you that some of us have a life. As such, please accept the pics for what they are and take you miserable butt outside and shovel some snow in your 14 layers of clothes at 50 below zero. To help in this chore, you may want to print a few pics of me and tape them on your snow shovel.
Thank you for your time. If you have any farewells or good wishes that you would like to give me, feel free to put them on this thread. I will try and have some level of sobriety when I read them and will respond as such.
Your very caring, thoughtful, and good friend,
- CD