Accepting ideas to prank Joel

[Giulietta]

So...I have a few ideas brewing here.....but a few more are welcome...

what do you think I should do to prank our newly wed Joel....

I mean...really fun clean stuff...

I was going to put a sheep skin or inflatable doo in his luggage and make sure she sees it after they arrive home...

what gives guys??? ideas??

[Valiente]

Find some Portuguese candy that looks like little blue pills and put them in a bottle marked "EMERGENCY USE ONLY".

Put it beside his bed.

Get some acorns (bolotas), roast them in the oven, grind them finely and put them in your expresso bag. Have him make "coffee" in the morning and tell him this is "the traditional Portuguese method since Vasco da Gama discovered coffee, meu Deus!" and ask him if he wants to drink it all day.

Give him one red sock and one green sock and tell him it is traditional to wear them while sailing so you can signal your tacks with your legs to any boats in the vicinity. Also, as red and green are the colours of the Portuguese flag, you would be deeply insulted if he didn't wear them.

Feed the dogs onions and fava beans, and then claim that the bedroom you put them in is usually where the dogs sleep, and it would be cruel to move them. Around three in the morning, the gas attack begins.

[sailortjk1]

Ask him to help out with a lot of house / boat projects.
Tell Jaymie you need his help with these projects and keep them seperated from each other for long hours.

[Freesail99]

When he calls, pretend your sick and say you'll have to meet another time.

[KODAD]

hide a bunch of cheap alarm clocks all over his room and set them to go off every 20 minutes starting around midnight-----

[camaraderie]

Prepare a plate of bull testicles for Joel and tell him it is a tradition in Portugal for the groom to eat them before the honeymoon for "fortitude"! Tell him Giulietta has been busy preparing them all afternoon so he will be polite.
Serve everyone else something different.

[teshannon]

Tell him he's going to have to go for a sail on your former neighbor's boat, or what's left of it.

[teshannon]

Better yet, pretend you already know his wife.

[djodenda]

Well, this may seem overly tame, but you should short-sheet their bed... Does that translate?

[T34C]

Since we all have an idea of what your boat looks like, you should show up at the marina to go for a sail on some POS boat. Tell him the pictures of the other boat were just photoshop pics for sailnet. It was all fake and you are really sorry. Ask him to please not tell anyone.