Rome Vacation

[Sapperwhite]

Sailnetters, I'll be MIA until about April 10, going to Rome tomorrow. See you when I get back. Look forward to pictures of me drunk, swimming in Trevi Fountain .

[artbyjody]

Originally Posted by Sapperwhite

Sailnetters, I'll be MIA until about April 10, going to Rome tomorrow. See you when I get back. Look forward to pictures of me drunk, swimming in Trevi Fountain .

G is in Rome tomorrow - beware the photographer!! Otherwise have a great time... but if you smell sheep - they are sheep go bawhahhaaaa or run for for your next life's virginity - whichever is more sacred to you...thanks for the reps btw...

[Giulietta]

Caro Sapador (that's Sapper in Portuguese),

Espero que tenhas uma boa viagem e que te divirtas pelos meus lados...regressa bem



Means:

I hope you have a good trip and have fun on "my side"....don't do anything I wouldn't do...good return

[JohnRPollard]

Sapper,

Have a great trip! I hope the exchange rate isn't too bad on you...

[Sapperwhite]

Originally Posted by JohnRPollard

Sapper,

Have a great trip! I hope the exchange rate isn't too bad on you...

It will be, the exchange rate that is.

[camaraderie]

Sapp...have a great time...as to "not doing anything Giu wouldn't do" ...guess that means the Trevi Fountain WITH a sheep is in play!

[Sapperwhite]

Originally Posted by camaraderie

Sapp...have a great time...as to "not doing anything Giu wouldn't do" ...guess that means the Trevi Fountain WITH a sheep is in play!

I'm on vacation! What the hell, I'll take two sheep

[sailaway21]

Whoa there Sapper. You didn't actually believe Giu when he said the women in Italy were better looking than the one's in Ibiza and Majorca, did you?

[Sapperwhite]

AFOCs, so far, Trevi Fountain, Collosium, The Forum, Palentine Hill, Mussolini summer home, Capuchen monks tomb (sp), many churches and basilicas, Pantheon, many obolisks, many squares and fountains, lots of vino and birra, watching gaudy italian youth make out on the grass of every park. Horrible fashion sense everywhere. The best site yet was an italian shotgun wedding photo shoot at the Colossio, he was in a red velvet tux, and she was 8 months pregnant, both smoking cigaretttes.....beautiful indeed. Very Italy. Pictures to follow when back in the states and I can upload.

[Giulietta]

Ahh..a ona daya I wenta ta bigga hotella ina New Yorka..

Ia goa uppa mya rooma and looka ata beda...I see no shitta ina da bedda....

I calla ata recptiona...and I saya..."halloa...I no shitta ina da bedda...."

he man receptiona saida..."whatta???"

I saida..."I no shitta ina da bedda"...."I wanta toa shitta ina da bedda...."

he saida " youa bettar no shitta ina da beda...you sona ma bitcha"

He no knowa me and calla mea sona ma bitacha....

I pisseda offa...I go to restaurante....I order twoa piss toasta....

Waitera bringa a me a one piss....I say:

"no no no...I wanta to piss toast...."

He saida : ":whata???"

I saida ..."lookka....I wanta to pissa ina da plate....."....

he saida "whata in a da plata??"

I saida...."I wanta to pissa ina da plate....."

He saida.." youa bettar no pissa ina da plate...you sona ma bitcha"


he no know me calla me sona ma bitch...

I looka for foka...but I a see a no foka...onlya knifa....

I calla rude awitera....I saya..."looka...looka....looka ata da tabla..."

"no foka....." I wanta fokka ona da tabla"...

he saida

" youa bettar no fukka ona da tabla...you sona ma bitcha"...

I mad...very mad.....

I aska for a da cjeck and I leavea....he said me..."piss on you"


I saied...."piss ona you too...you sona ma bitch".....

Nexta year...I goa to acanada....