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A night in Vegas -A true story

One evening in Vegas (date unknown), a Senior Citizen couple was on their annual honeymoon vacation. the husband was playing the tables while the wife was playing the slot machines and doing fairly well. as the day went by and the sun started setting. the husband informs the wife that their dinner reservations are approaching. the little elderly lady tells her husband that before they attend dinner, she would like to put her bucket of coins (about $400 in quarters) in the hotel room. she walks to the elevator from the casino floor and then the elevator door opens and she enters. to her surprise, two tall black men follow her into the elevator. she stood backed into the corner a bit insecure as one of the tall black men yells out "hit the floor"(meaning push the button to their hotel room floor). the poor woman screams, and tosses her bucket of coins all over the elevator. the two black men stair at one another and start to laugh silently as they help the elderly lady pick up her coins. they then escort the woman to her hotel suite and say, "sorry ma'am, have a nice evening".
the next morning after having breakfast with her husband. the lady enters her hotel suite to a surprise of two dozen roses. attached to each rose was a $100 bill and an envelope on the table. the lady opened the envelope with contained a card saying. dear Mrs. S. hope your day is better than yesterday.

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Eddie Murphy and Michael Jordan!
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