Some men are really low lifes...

Giulietta · #1 (**permalink**) 04-26-2008

I have seen men beat their wives...

I have seen man cheat their wives....

I have seen man that don't finish the wive's kitchen...

I have even seen men that wear their wive's underwear.....

but by golly...i have never seen a man that kicks his wife's tool box across the room...that is an all time cheappo move......

I hope that you (yes, you know who you are), get what you deserve...

I hope that for a whole week.....while you are sleeping, your wife sticks your toothbrush in her anal cavity......and you don't notice it.....

teshannon · #2 (**permalink**) 04-26-2008

Come on Alex, tell us who it is that did that!!

bubb2 · #3 (**permalink**) 04-26-2008

I have a idea, the tool box was in the room that is supposed to be a kitchen by now!

Giulietta · #4 (**permalink**) 04-26-2008

yep...and the tool box was kicked...I mean what kind of low life kicks a tool box????....how dirty can one be...kicking a tool box...I mean, the cat...the dog...the mother in law...I understand...but the....tool box???

How low can one man descend in the scale of mankind and humanity????

bubb2 · #5 (**permalink**) 04-26-2008

This is a very serious mater. Such a low life. I hope he wakes up in the middle of night to the sound of his wife's sawzall........

sailaway21 · #6 (**permalink**) 04-26-2008

For lack of a convenient Portagee, sometimes toolboxes get kicked instead. There's really nothing quite like kicking the herring out of a Portagee though. Something that might occur at Chicago's O'Hare airport in about a week if I have anything to say about it. If I were that Portagee, I'd start bulking up on the IHOP breakfasts-you're going to need the extra padding.

sailaway21 · #7 (**permalink**) 04-26-2008

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Originally Posted by bubb2

This is a very serious mater. Such a low life. I hope he wakes up in the middle of night to the sound of his wife's sawzall........

She did say that was the nicest gift I ever bought her. I thought at the time that I was just making her happy. I didn't really realise that I was chucking up the demo blade for her and now I can't find one with enough teeth left to do a proper job on my wrists.

teshannon · #8 (**permalink**) 04-26-2008

Just got back from checking my toothbrush, wasn't me. Did you say it was your wife's tool box? How do you get a wife to get a tool box! You're my hero.

Giulietta · #9 (**permalink**) 04-26-2008

teshannon · #10 (**permalink**) 04-26-2008

Hey isn't that SD?