We Invented Sex - Royalties Please

[tdw]

Fossils found in the Australian outback have led scientists to believe a seabed-dwelling organism that lived up to 570 million years ago was the first creature on earth to have sex.



Aust fossil sex find first - SBS World News Australia


Not surprising but sad to see that it was apparently a dud root.

Q: What's the definition of Australian foreplay?
A: You awake?

[peikenberry]

huh? I thought our generation (the baby boom) invented sex?

[uspirate]

Originally Posted by tdw

Fossils found in the Australian outback have led scientists to believe a seabed-dwelling organism that lived up to 570 million years ago was the first creature on earth to have sex.



Aust fossil sex find first - SBS World News Australia


Not surprising but sad to see that it was apparently a dud root.

Q: What's the definition of Australian foreplay?
A: You awake?

TDW, got any 8x10 pics or vids?

[sailortjk1]

Yes, but who invented hetero sex.
All those prisoners had to pass the time somehow.
Oh, we are talking about sea bed orgasims.
I didn't know a sea bed was cabable of having an orgasim.???

[Sasha_V]

A Greek and a Roman were having a discussion on who's civilisation had contributed most. The Greek declaimed "WE INVENTED SEX!"
To which the Roman replied "Yes, but we introduced it to women."

[tdw]

Originally Posted by peikenberry

huh? I thought our generation (the baby boom) invented sex?

nah, just perfected it.


hey pirate, got pics and vids but far too racey for SailNet. SD would have a heart attack, Sway would claim it was all a commo plot, Alex would insist it had already been done in Portugual and CD would simply explode and probably delete most of eastern Europe. hmmmm....maybe I should post 'em. could be fun to watch.


ps - what kind of a pervert is a peikenberry ???

[uspirate]

Originally Posted by tdw

nah, just perfected it.

there was no cable TV back then, so whatcha gonna do?

[sailaway21]

Wobbly,
It's only a commie plot if everyone get's screwed equally.

[tdw]

Originally Posted by sailaway21

Wobbly,
It's only a commie plot if everyone get's screwed equally.

Except the members of the central committee of course. They are all equal but more as screwers than screwees.

[poopdeckpappy]

Originally Posted by tdw

Not surprising but sad to see that it was apparently a dud root.

ya need a dude root to have sex, everybody knows that


wait that may not have been PC