Sailaway21 returns home...

[Giulietta]

Yes...

young Sailaway21, after spending 15 years in the Navy, decides to call it quits and returns home, to good ole Alabama....

the Navy had, by all means, made him a man...all them boys in close quarters...he climbed the ranks...from potatoe peeler to floor cleaner....he could take rectal pain like no one....

He exits the bus, and walks the 6 miles dirt road from the Greyhound bus stop to his parents home....a modest wooden shack by the swamp...clean though....but modest...

He walks thru the doorless opening...good ole Mommy Sailaway is preparing some crawfish with mojo...the smell is profound....sweat dripping down to her sleepers...

"Mom"...he says....."I'm home from the wars"......

"Ahhh..Momy Sailaway says....you are back"......."wipe yer feet boy"....

"Yer Dad's in the back...feeding the chicken"..Mommy Sailaway said...

Walking thru the small kitchen, into the even smaller living room, young Sailaway21 exits into the back yard...dogs'a barkin...chicken'a flyin....the comotion...

"Dad"...he says....."I'm home from the wars"......

"Ahhh..Dad Sailaway says....you are back"......."mind the chiucken boy"...."what did yous do in the War boy??"

"I killed a many man, and used a riffle, and grenades"...

"A greenaid?? what's a greenaid...boy???" Dad Sailaway21 asks...

"here dad...I gots me a one to show you here in this here bag"....

And Sailaway pulls a grenade from his bag....

"looks a here Dad"..Sailaway says...while he removes the safety pin...

He trows the gerande up, and it lands in the good ole xxx.

BANG

There's xxx flying everywhere....and the dogs bark, and chicken fly...

A large pile of smoldering steamy smokey dung lands right in front of both Sailaways.....

suddenly.....a head pops out the dung...

It's ole Grandpa Sailaway 21......

"Goooooood Lord"...old Pa Sailaway says......

"good thing I didn't let that one go in the house".......

[T34C]

Stand by for the 15 page response.

[max-on]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I take a break to eat my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, open the sailnet forum to learn the latest scholarly discussion, only to open this thread which is Giu at his finest. Giu, what's going on, no one need power today?.

LOL LOL LOL

[teshannon]

Originally Posted by max-on

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I take a break to eat my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, open the sailnet forum to learn the latest scholarly discussion, only to open this thread which is Giu at his finest. Giu, what's going on, no one need power today?.

LOL LOL LOL

Obviously the lights are out somewhere.

[tdw]

What exactly is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich ?

Down here Jelly is a fruit flavoured gelatine based dessert usually eaten with ice cream. The idea of mixing it with peanut butter and bread sounds utterly revolting or am I missing something ?

(15 page response ? That would be about right. I'm sure I can hear the grinding of teeth and clicking of keys sway off in the distance. At least being from Sway we know there will be no point in reading it.)

[Giulietta]

Originally Posted by tdw

At least being from Sway we know there will be no point in reading it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE MOST TRUE THING EVER SAID IN THIS WHOLE SITE!!!!!!

OK folks...Sailnet reached the end..it's over...finished...nothing that can be said from here on will ever hold..

c'mon..piss off go home...nothi ng to see here...Sailnet has ended..bye

[T34C]

td- Jelly as it is refered to here would be jam in your neck of the woods. What you refer to as jelly we would call by its brand name - Jello.

[sailaway21]

I either didn't get the joke or it wasn't funny. Might have lost something either in translation from the original French or in the editing.

[tdw]

Originally Posted by T34C

td- Jelly as it is refered to here would be jam in your neck of the woods. What you refer to as jelly we would call by its brand name - Jello.

So Jello is fruit jam ? Comes in different flavours ?

and you eat it with Peanut Butter ??


Eff me.


Oh but then we eat Vegemite so maybe I should be a bit careful. Glass houses and all that.

[T34C]

Originally Posted by tdw

So Jello is fruit jam ? Comes in different flavours ?

and you eat it with Peanut Butter ??


Eff me.


Oh but then we eat Vegemite so maybe I should be a bit careful. Glass houses and all that.

Jelly is fruit jam. and quite good with peanut butter. Jello is another animal all together.