Help another writer....yes...friends...I too am a writer

[TrueBlue]

Originally Posted by sailhog

Alex,
The only books I've ever published are how-to books on having sex with goats . . . But none of the books are what you'd call "literature."

If sex between humans and animals is called zoophilia, what do you call it if it's between different species of barnyard animals?

[sailingdog]

Don't encourage him TB... it's like feeding bears at a national park... a bad, bad idea.

[sailaway21]

My name is Juan Pablo Montoya y Estoril.
Have you seen my brother? Tell him sheep are in Recife now and ready to ship. Tell him also to stuff that book. There is no market for the Great Portagee Novel. Hell, there isn't even a market for great Portagee's. Tell him to get off his sheep in Montana and pick me up in Recife. Hildy says, hi!

[Sapperwhite]

Originally Posted by sailhog

Alex,
The only books I've ever published are how-to books on having sex with goats. They're really helpful if, say, your goat tries to bite you every time you approach it from behind, or if you feel like your goat has a roaming eye. But none of the books are what you'd call "literature."

While in Italy I learned a few new techniques from Pan. Try it out, less bite marks and hoof scratches....it's pretty east really.

[uspirate]

Originally Posted by Sapperwhite

While in Italy I learned a few new techniques from Pan. Try it out, less bite marks and hoof scratches....it's pretty east really.

LMAO...thats totally out of line. dont let Sailhog see it