Help another writer....yes...friends...I too am a writer

[Giulietta]

Well I decided I am a writer too...why not?? so many out there....writers I mean....

this time, I will no longer write my boring un-understandable reports..dedicated to engineers....

I want to write a book, so that makes me a writer...I am a writer...

Here is the deal...I have 2 blogs, ergo I am a writer...if you google my name...you can read things about me...ergo I am a writer...

I want to write a novel...don't care what about...but just wanting makes me a writer...I am a writer....

I never officially published a book that was read by more than 20 people....but I am a writer...

I have this idea for a novel....3 guys....in a beer can floating around in the world...suddenly...a vibrator strikes them....they need a raft...

need your help...should it be red or yellow???

I don't care I never got payed by an editor for any of my books...I am a writer...

Just like Sailhog, except he actually has books published and get payed to do it...so he is a writer..I am too...people payme to write my reports...I am a writer...

Now..since I made a few videos..I am also an actor, a producer, and a director....buy I AM A WRITER....

Help me buy a SWAN...buy my book...(whenever I write it...I will send you the copy)....I am a writer..

(end of intentional pun and rant)

[uspirate]

Originally Posted by Giulietta

Now..since I made a few videos..I am also an actor, a producer, and a director....buy I AM A WRITER....

you forgot to include "supermodel" and "artist".

[sailingdog]

You forgot to include lunatic, sailor, and photoshopping maniac.

[camaraderie]

Giu...I prefer to think of you as a photo-journalist!

[Waugh]

I like this book idea. I think you're on to something here. It sounds a bit like James and the Giant Peach... er beer can. But what is the vibrators motive to have attacked you?

[sailaway21]

Giu,
You are indeed a writer. You're illiterate in five languages.

[Sapperwhite]

Whatever! I write stuff all the time, send me money. It will help me to continue writing. Why, just yesterday I found my self writing....hell, I'm writing right now!

[Idiens]

The real test is whether you were on strike in support of the writer's guild. (Writer's cramp doesn't count, oh mighty multi-media guru)

[teshannon]

Ok, but inside a beer can makes no sense. I think it would be better if you were inside the grill on your boat making repairs when it fell off with you in it. You know, one of those big round SS BBQs like on CD's boat. Maybe CD is even with you. That scenario has a lot more potential, could even be a children's book, but not a beer can. Get it?

[sailhog]

Alex,
The only books I've ever published are how-to books on having sex with goats. They're really helpful if, say, your goat tries to bite you every time you approach it from behind, or if you feel like your goat has a roaming eye. But none of the books are what you'd call "literature."