Why Cam hates Thursdays...

[Giulietta]

Some time ago, in a deal related to a certain Delorean, Cam ends up in Angola, LA...

He was lucky...they changed the rules that week, from hard to a more friendly envionmentalist system....

Welcome to Department of Corrections, Angola, Mr. Camaraderie....the warden said....

We're in a friendly system now, we try to be nice to the inmates....by providing a welcoming environment...

For example...you like Italian food???

For which Cam said..Oh...I love Italian food....

well good on you Cam...c'ause every Monday, we seve pasta for lunch, pizza for dinner...and we gather all the inmates for that....

You like movies Cam??? Well yeesir, Cam responded...

Well good, Cam, for everytuesday we allow all inmates to see movies all day long in our new movie theatres...

You like sports Cam??? Yesssss Sir...been a sailor, and a soccer player all my life....

Wonderfull Cam...said the warden..every Wednesday, we get together and all inmates play their sports of choice.....

Tell me Cam...are you gay????

Hell NO SIR...hum hum...not me....straight shooter, me...sailor you know....Tayana owner...

Well Cam...You're just gonna hate Thursdays....

[Idiens]

Alex, you are showing Giulietta withdrawal symptoms

[artbyjody]

I take it Thursdays are the "Where's the Beef" day....

[T34C]

Originally Posted by artbyjody

I take it Thursdays are the "Where's the Beef" day....

It's the ever popular "Hide the Salami" day.

[camaraderie]

Giu isn't feeling too good so he goes to the doctor for a series of tests.
The doctor comes back in and says "Giu...do you like pizza?"
"Yes...I love pizza doc, but what about my tests? How did they turn out?"
Doctor says..."Well, I have some good news and some bad news"
"Well tell me the bad news first" says Giu.

"I'm afraid that you have mad cow disease...which is very unusual since the only mad cow we know of here was in Wyoming. But you also have syphillis and Ebola and I'm afraid you only have a few weeks to live. "

Alex says..."Doc, is there no hope? What is the good news?"

Doc says..."We can slide the pizzas under the door!"