Can you pass the US Citizens Test?

[Gary1]

CD? Say what? No habla usted that stuff, bud.

I'll give you a sad commentary. I convinced the boss's kid, who just graduated from high school, to take the test with me. I got 95, he got 60.

sigh

[chucklesR]

100% means what? I'm smarter than a 5th grader (never missed a question on that program either).

[poopdeckpappy]

I got an 85%

[cardiacpaul]

TheCuban, 100%
me, 100%
the 15 year old who "knows everything of any value at all"... (just ask her)
got ONE right.
I need to start drinking.

[denby]

I got 95%, got chief justice wrong.

[Stillraining]

I ain't telling..

[artbyjody]

I am pretty sure I am on the road to deportation after taking that one, hope they let me take my boat...

[creature]

I got 90%, but I already came back to SE Michigan, durnit!

[tdw]

90%.

Welcome to the youknighted states ov ehmerika Sr Wombat.

btw - number of justices - seven not nine - wrong
- number of amendments - 23 not 29 - wrong

I can live with that.

Where do I get my green card.

Can I live in Canada and still collect the dole ?

[sailaway21]

We eliminated the dole for the most part. You've got to go to Canada for the dole. I hear the hot ticket is to declare yourself Muslim and present three wives so as to collect for all four of you. Probably not a bad idea to bring the wives with you. (g)