The SailingDog Toy Company

[sailaway21]

The Infant Division of the SailingDog Toy Company proudly rolls out it's new line of baby accessories for the discerning parent. Note the rare appearance of company founder, SD himself, modeling item number 5. You might not initially recognise him as he's sporting the latest in Dock Monitor ethnic hair pieces. What parent could not use one of these fine new offerings for child rearing from the company that let's no dog sleep.

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All ordering and tracking of ordering may be accomplished by sending a "private message" here:
http://www.sailnet.com/forums/genera...t-sailnet.html

[camaraderie]

I dropped him a note Sway...but have not yet had the usual 5ms response time with 3 follow up posts! He must be overwhelmed with orders.

[sailaway21]

That is either Dog or General Tojo!

Personally, I thought the version of man boobs was the ticket.

[camaraderie]

I ordered the manual snot sucker while with my battery bank I surely could have supported the automatic version.

[poopdeckpappy]

I'm having difficulties with the whoopie cushion, it's only good for one fart and a puny one at that.

It's really gonna suck if I have to feed him everytime I want to use it..

I may ask for a refund

[teshannon]

Originally Posted by camaraderie

I dropped him a note Sway...but have not yet had the usual 5ms response time with 3 follow up posts! He must be overwhelmed with orders.

Maybe he's stuck in the hamburger.

[sailingdog]

PDP-

As I stated in the other thread, all of our products require a minimum IQ of 60, which you do not have. No refunds are offered if you purchase something unsuitable and ignore the minimum user requirements.

We have been using TEShannon, CruisingDad and Sway as our product testers, since they have the requisite IQ of 60. Actually, in CD's case, his IQ is only 50, but we decided that if someone of his delayed mental development could use the items, 60 would be a safe cutoff point.

Originally Posted by poopdeckpappy

I'm having difficulties with the whoopie cushion, it's only good for one fart and a puny one at that.

It's really gonna suck if I have to feed him everytime I want to use it..

I may ask for a refund

[teshannon]

My IQ is way up there at 59! I want to be like CD, he's my idol. What do I need to do?

[sailaway21]

Originally Posted by teshannon

My IQ is way up there at 59! I want to be like CD, he's my idol. What do I need to do?

Try sitting while urinating instead of standing. That way you don't have to remember what you came to the bathroom to do.

[sailingdog]

If you're trying to lower your IQ, I'd highly recommend taking a strong laxative...given what you are using for brains.

Originally Posted by teshannon

My IQ is way up there at 59! I want to be like CD, he's my idol. What do I need to do?