Why You Should Vote For Paris Hilton

RAGNAR · #1 (**permalink**) 08-05-2008

yyy

PBzeer · #2 (**permalink**) 08-05-2008

Heaven forbid. Looking at her too much could make me become celibate.

sck5 · #3 (**permalink**) 08-05-2008

In Italy they had a stripper as a member of Parliament. I heard her campaign appearances were mobbed. Dont give Paris too many ideas - she might win.

Freesail99 · #4 (**permalink**) 08-05-2008

She was a porn star who may have been a stripper.

RAGNAR · #5 (**permalink**) 08-05-2008

999

DJEVANS · #6 (**permalink**) 08-05-2008

$20 says she wouldn't know what "celibate" means...

doubleeboy · #7 (**permalink**) 08-06-2008

$40 says Paris couldn't spell "celibate"

of course I confuse parenthesis and quotation marks so maybe I ought to keep quiet.

michael

RickQuann · #8 (**permalink**) 08-06-2008

I'm not a Paris fan but I thought it was a good comeback. McCains ad was a bit over the top

PBzeer · #9 (**permalink**) 08-06-2008

Paris Hilton - famous for being famous. What an inscription that would be on a gravestone. If her last name was something like Jones, she'd be lucky to be a second rate stripper.

SailorMitch · #10 (**permalink**) 08-06-2008

Great, funny comeback by the usually vapid Ms. Hylton. she does a nice job of rubbing McSame's nose in his own hypocrisy (his claim he was going to run a respectful campaign on the issues. At best he is Rove-lite.) The electorate is finally seeing the nasty, grumpy old man for what he is-- Not ready for prime time--especially since his prime time was about 15-20 years ago. Plus do we need 4 more years of a White House in the pocket of big oil? i may still vote for McSameBut his campaign sucks big time as he starts to wallow in the mud. Does he have the temperment to lead the entire country? Haven't seen any signs of that yet.