Football starts Thursday

sailaway21 · #1 (**permalink**) 09-01-2008

Jint's versus Skins in New York. My prediction is that the Skins give the Jint's a rude awakening in their role a SB champs.

Will there be anybody with a modicum of interest in football who does not watch the Jets at Miami? The Jets may not be good, but they've got hope. They now have what GB had for seventeen years-"Over? Did you say, over? It ain't over 'til we say it's over." - to steal a line from Animal House. The first bomb Favre throws to beat the Pat's at the end of the game and Jet fans will tear down the Throg's Neck bridge for lack of their own goal posts to destroy.

New England gets old quick, aging before your eyes on the field this year. Tom Brady becomes more familiar with the horizontal bop minus the presence of a super model. You read it here first.

Can San Diego be considered a sleeper?

Dallas gets waxed in Cleveland to start the season opening the Wade Phillips death watch and revitalizing the penile implant industry in Texas.

Aaron Rodgers opens for the Packers like the reincarnation of Lynn Dickey making all cheeseheads wonder what all the fuss was about, until he goes down injured somewhere before mid-season. Rodgers does not benefit from a defense that will have trouble matching last year's performance.

The Bears still suck.

The Lions could be good? If so, it's metaphysical certitude that the end times are near. Most Lion fans would be content for the apocalypse to transpire during the two week run-up to the big game thereby giving them something positive to dwell upon for eternity rather than the hell on earth they've endured since 1957.

Adrian Petersen runs for 2000 yards or is out for the season before mid-season; you pick which.

Tennessee is in every game.

There are more coaches on the hot seat than at any time in recent memory. While most will survive the season, there will be wholesale changes at the end of the season. Which ones rally to do a Coughlin and save their jobs?

Peyton Manning does not start every game and the Colts record will reflect it.

Cleveland Browns travel to Lambeau Field for the NFL Championship game, 'er, meet the Pack in the Super Bowl. Pack 24, Browns 20

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retclt · #2 (**permalink**) 09-01-2008

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Dallas gets waxed in Cleveland to start the season opening the Wade Phillips death watch and revitalizing the penile implant industry in Texas.

Funny . . . . . . . . . . but not accurate. We will destroy Cleveland to kick off the best season in years. It’ll be like the old dynasty days. The Cowboys will be in front all the way into the play-offs. I figure we’ll make it to the second round this time . . . before our traditional post season choke . . . If we can keep Jessica (Wife Cheri was her JHS math teacher) away from Tony.

Pac-Man has been given his official re-instatement by the commish and has a 24/7 chaperone. That makes all of our ex and current cons eligible for crimes against the rest of the NFL.

Bring it on!!!!!!!

Freesail99 · #3 (**permalink**) 09-01-2008

I believe the Giants had the browns down 30-3 in the 1st. quarter a couple of weeks ago.

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It's versus Skins in New York. My prediction is that the Skins give the Jint's a rude awakening in their role a SB champs.

Sounds just like last year keep it coming.

sailortjk1 · #4 (**permalink**) 09-02-2008

Well well well, look who's talking football. Must be because his blessed Tigers took the year off. Im still hoping to make the playoffs, don't get excited about the football season till the baseball season is over. (I know, I am optomistic about the chances of the White Sox making the playoffs, they better wake up rreal soon!)

sailaway21 · #5 (**permalink**) 09-02-2008

The Tiger's season has gotten me in the football mood and that's because I'm a Packer fan and I can think of a certain species of feline that should be ground for brats after this years performance. When you figure out how the Twins do it, year-in and year-out, tell me and we'll right a book and retire on the proceeds. In the meantime, Go Pack Go.

duffer1960 · #6 (**permalink**) 09-04-2008

Who cares. Go Wings!!

T34C · #7 (**permalink**) 09-04-2008

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Originally Posted by sailaway21

The Tiger's season has gotten me in the football mood and that's because I'm a Packer fan and I can think of a certain species of feline that should be ground for brats after this years performance. When you figure out how the Twins do it, year-in and year-out, tell me and we'll right a book and retire on the proceeds. In the meantime, Go Pack Go.

Packers? Hmmm, packers, packers.... Oh yeah Green Bay. Do they still have a team there??? Really? Uniforms and everything?

SailorMitch · #8 (**permalink**) 09-05-2008

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Jint's versus Skins in New York. My prediction is that the Skins give the Jint's a rude awakening in their role a SB champs.

Giants 16 Deadskins 7. sway, seems your football instincts are as bad as your political ones.

Freesail99 · #9 (**permalink**) 09-05-2008

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Giants 16 Deadskins 7. sway, seems your football instincts are as bad as your political ones.

In the first half, the skins had a grand total of 16 yards of offence.

sailaway21 · #10 (**permalink**) 09-05-2008

The Redskins obviously could use a little better production from the QB position and their defense played well. What the Jint's fans aren't telling us is how thrilled they were that the offense was only able to get in the end zone once!