The Final Anniversary on La Belle de Cadix

Cruisingdad · #1 (**permalink**) 09-18-2008

Read about it here, post 35:

http://www.sailnet.com/forums/genera...ve-look-4.html

So here you are - on what might be your last anniversary together. 50 years you have been with her. So you save up your money, get a nice little cabin on La Belle de Cadix (all you can afford), and even talk the doctor into the strongest Viagra prescription available.

You spend the day walking around Vila Real Santo Antonio - trying to enjoy the sites and culture, when you see this:

"GREAT!" your wife of 50 years says to you. "Portugese gay pride week. You must have gotten a real discount on those tickets, eh?"

You try to turn her attention away to other things. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR NIGHT! You take her back to La Belle, realizing now you will have to get her drunk or nothing for you. It begins to work. The liquor pours and the vision slowly dissapears. SHe starts to give yo uthe wink and moves her hand over to yours when - BAM! Down at the dock... what do you see?? AND HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN STARTING AT YOU!!????

She jerks her hand away. "That man is freaking me out. I am totally losing the 'mood'. This is really some vacation."

"But honey.... it's been years... and I got a special, you know, pill for tonight. Maximum strength. Guaranteed to last an hour or more!"

"Well, fine! Let's just get somewhere quiet and get this over with."

You take her down below, that wierdo watching you until you dissapear in the hallway. You open your cabin door, and lock it behind. That vision is still in your head and you know it is in hers. So you dead-bolt the door too. Nothing to stop it now, you pop your pill. Now it is your night. Her alcohol has kicked in. You walk over to the bed when she screams.

"There!! THere! Through the window!"

She runs and locks herself in the bathroom. You are not sure what to do - the shock of it. To make matters worse, now suddenly your pill starts to kick in. It does everything the doctor said it would do, unfortunately. The portugese watching you starts smiling. Wierdo probably thinks it is because of him. You are blushing, cause you know you will be stuck like this for an hour at least.

So ends the story, for a poor Frenchmen on his anniversary on La Belle de Cadix. Let this be a warning for all who stray that way: Watch out for the man above. And if you see him, DO NOT TAKE A BLUE PILL. The results could be disastrous.