Wry and Pithy Comment Collection...( Note: I said Pithy NOT p***y)

[werebeagle]

silence is golden, duct tape is silver

[PBzeer]

Did ya miss me? Like a toothache!

[blt2ski]

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!

Nurseryman propagate for a living

Nurses stick it to you in the end

[smackdaddy]

"Most people with the type story you desire have little desire to relay it. Most of them aren't very exciting, other than being terrifying, and there's often as much chance for there to be stupidity as well as heroism involved."

[primerate84]

"When I invented the internet..."

[KODAD]

I don't care about apathy, but i cannot stand intolerance---

[Johnrb]

"No begging!"

A panhandler on Bloor St. in Toronto to his dog. The panhandler was holding a slice of pizza. True story, it happened as I walked by this summer.

[poopdeckpappy]

Those who live in a glass house............





Should dress in the basement

[cardiacpaul]

oh man... if you take my jewish mother and my catholic father and add in my crankiness...

"tell me boy, do you know any jew that would follow a lost guy for more than ten minutes much less, forty years? "

my mother would answer...
"virgin birth, yea, right"

Mother...
"Get the Menorah out of the attic willya?"

Dad..."Why, Hanukkah doesn't start for another couple of weeks, does it?"

Mom...
"Yea, but if I'm going to shove it up your azz, I want to sharpen it up a bit"

See?, See where it comes from? LOLOLOLOL (they were married for over 50 yrs.)
Years of therapy won't help.

My son gave me a tee-shirt that says...

"Feel free to use me as a bad example"

"bless his heart" (only texans know what that really means)

"For a smart guy, you got that playin' stupid part down pat"

"Exactly what color is the sky in your world?"

If at first you don't succeed, lower your expectations.

[sailaway21]

It's fine to have an open mind as long as you're careful about what you let drive through it.