Wry and Pithy Comment Collection...( Note: I said Pithy NOT p***y)

[philsboat]

One of my Dad's corny jokes;

If a centipede can pee a pint .How much can a precipice?........................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................................A canopy!

[KODAD]

it always rains after a dry spell

[sailaway21]

An always popular comment when directed towards the wife; why be difficult when, with a little more effort, you could be impossible?

[werebeagle]

They don't have the money to do it right, but they can come up with the money to do it again.

[smackdaddy]

One should always consider the source of any public statement. The words of a wise man will stand on their own. The rantings of a self centered blowhard know it all will collapse under their own weight.

[RealityCheck]

When your looking for something... it is always in the last place you look.

[sailingdog]

I see you're speaking from first-hand experience...

Originally Posted by smackdaddy

One should always consider the source of any public statement. The words of a wise man will stand on their own. The rantings of a self centered blowhard know it all will collapse under their own weight.

[smackdaddy]

Oh Dog - it's far more delicious than that. You need to look into the origin of the quote here in Sailnet and the context of it. Then the hilarity truly begins. To give you a hint - the ongoing score is 1 to 421.

[sailingdog]

Pigslo is a good beastie...and a wise one at that... He's okay, even if he does sail a lead mine.

[PBzeer]

Before me there was none, after me, there'll be no other.

If I'm all you've got, I'm all you need.

I may not be good for you, but I'll sure be good to you.

These from a Philly DJ I knew in the Army back in the early '70's. Somehow they keep coming to mind whenever I listen to The One.